#3586

1515

Sept. 20, 2011, 8:19 p.m.

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//Schafer is explaining a physics problem about two cyclists riding towards each other who and eventually crash Student: Mr. Schafer, why do the two cyclists ride towards each other and crash? Schafer: That is because they are magnet students, and like in magnet P.E, they all deviate in the same direction, but still end up hitting each other.

#3639

1515

Oct. 4, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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Lodal: Wait, is apparent spelled with one "r" or two? Class: One "r". Lodal: So this the time where I tell you guys that I was actually the third grade spelling bee champion. //Lodal proceeds to write "apparent", but spells it as "apparenent" //class snickers, then Lodal realizes his spelling error. //soon after Lodal spells "brightness" as "brightnes" Lodal: And the thing is, if someone else makes a a spelling mistake somewhere, I would be the one to point it out. //Lodal continues writing on the board, but then spells "luminosity" as "luminosty" //Finally, Lodal finshes the equation [apparent brightness is proportional to luminosity over d^2] Lodal: I had to write distance squared with just a "d" so I couldn't misspell it.

#3748

1515

Nov. 5, 2011, 12:27 p.m.

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//Roberts was explaining the solo transcription project in jazz band; Templin was a substitute for Mr. Clark and he was jamming on trombone with honors jazz Allison: I have a relevant question. Roberts: What is it? Allison: Can I just play the Born to Run solo by Bruce Springsteen? Roberts: No. That's not jazz. It's rock. Allison: Well, the blues are like a brother to jazz, and you know that blues had a baby and they called it rock and roll... so I think that it should count. Templin: Yeah, well it was an illegitimate child.

#3771

1515

Nov. 10, 2011, 7:24 p.m.

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// Mr. Pham pops up during teacher's test to ask about lunch Andy Gilbert: Mr. Pham, will you buy me food as well? Pham: Uh, no! You Asian. You can make this stuff anyway. Teacher: Gilbert isn't Asian! Pham: He speak Japanese! He Asian enough.

#3773

1515

Nov. 10, 2011, 10:29 p.m.

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Giles: My goal in life is to make Raanan suffer

#3777

1515

Nov. 14, 2011, 1:39 a.m.

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//When talking about eliminating the parameter of parametric equations by substituting in for sin(t) instead of solving for t Rose: You don't have to get him all naked... you know, just leave his clothes on and stop whenever you're ready.

#3893

1515

Jan. 13, 2012, 9:29 a.m.

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Student: I will walk in and make passionate, educational love to that exam.

#4129

1515

May 7, 2012, 9:01 p.m.

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//Rose asks Henok a question Henok: Wait...so like, 1/2. Wait, 1/4. Um...1/2! Neil Dalal: You sound like Hannah He.

#4133

1515

May 9, 2012, 9:04 a.m.

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// Emma is sitting in Ms. Roberts's chair Ms. Roberts: Hey, Ms. Roberts. How's it going? Emma: Nerdy. Roberts: Oh, I see how it is.

#4292

1515

Nov. 8, 2012, 8:49 p.m.

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Student (to Whitacre): Good morning. Whitacre: That's what you think.