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Dec. 6, 2016, 8:07 p.m.

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//Duval talking about the mice she gets to feed her snake Duval: They're not quite pinkies, they're a little bigger, um, they're called fuzzies. Not furries, I always mess that up. Those are something completely different.

#6122

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Dec. 16, 2016, 11:19 a.m.

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Shriyash: Apple phones are like AIDS, except you don't get to have sex beforehand.

#6319

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March 19, 2017, 2:03 p.m.

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Naveen: I forgot about Hitler.

#6347

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March 25, 2017, 12:49 p.m.

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Rose: Teaching is very easy when you have no standards. For example, how prepared am I today? Not at all.

#6394

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April 25, 2017, 2:46 p.m.

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Kaluta: So uh, I'm going to be in jail for the next 30 days. Ya see, I got in an argument with Mr. Street here, and I grabbed him by by the tie and smacked him upside the head just as the principal walked by, so I'll be in the hole for the next month or so. // class laughs Kaluta: Nah, I'm taking some time off. Nobline: Wait, that was a joke?!

#6474

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May 24, 2017, 10:42 a.m.

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Daniel Zhu: Sexy also has a meaning in math.

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Sept. 21, 2017, 9:33 a.m.

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Student: Can I come in for lunch? Mr.Street: How much will you pay me

#6961

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Nov. 20, 2017, 12:29 p.m.

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Wensen: Humans entertain me, a non trivial amount for a non trivial amount of time. Therefore they have some use. Jonathan: Humans invented airhockey. Wensen: Okay! Mass extinction!

#7128

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Jan. 18, 2018, 10:52 a.m.

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Noah Singer: I had a nightmare last night that this monster told me ZFC was absolutely consistent. I killed it with a shopping cart.

#7149

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Jan. 24, 2018, 8:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Who's in magnet PE? //a few students tentatively raise their hands Schafer: *cackles* Oh magnet PE is so fun to watch.