#13709

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Jan. 8, 2026, 3:03 p.m.

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Mr. Cirincione: Even if there was a supermassive black hole in our galaxy, I’d still be the center of the universe.

#13727

1717

Feb. 20, 2026, 9:59 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: This has 38g of protein in it. Mr. Sahu: Isn't it true that big protein is just convincing as all that we should eat more protein than we actually need? Mr. Rose: They've got me, I'm hooked.

#8581

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April 8, 2020, 2:22 p.m.

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//AoA zoom Hallisey: I've unmuted you //Her screen is all blue and we're all muted

#9376

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Nov. 16, 2021, 12:08 p.m.

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//adsb “argument” between piety and klees will: “can i be starblazed? just blow me up like one of the effing ships” josh: “sure”

#860

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Nov. 16, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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//Infoflow comes on and students are trying to finish a test as fast as they can Donaldson: Let's all be crazy Communists today and not say the pledge!

#3340

2832

May 11, 2011, 2:35 p.m.

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//class is rehearsing Julius Caesar Annie: Let me, upon my knee, prevail upon this. [She kneels.] Fillman: Uh oh, Calphurnia got on her knees. Everyone knows what happens when women get on their knees. //unsurprisingly, class erupts in laughter //about five minutes later: Fillman: Come on guys. This is going on Blairbash isn't it. Evan: To be fair, Caesar WAS about to get epically blown. Fillman: This is about where I lose my job. Bye-bye, job!

#4054

2832

March 21, 2012, 8:51 p.m.

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//During Clay's English class Clay: I hate to use a cliche, but its like, "If you play with fire, you get burned." Eric Neyman: If Mr. Pham plays with fire, everyone besides him get burned.

#7654

2832

Oct. 16, 2018, 11:27 a.m.

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//6th period ADSA with Gonzalez // Monday Gonzalez: Oh, hey! Someone had a birthday over the weekend, right? Who was it? Cheikh: *hesitantly raises hand* Gonzalez: Happy Birthday! C'mon, let's sing happy birthday! *class sings happy birthday while Cheikh holds his head in his hands* Gonzalez: So how old are you now? Cheikh: I was kidding... *everyone laughs*

#8359

2832

Oct. 21, 2019, 7:49 p.m.

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Street: (holding up a piece of wood) Look at this nice... gravestone... shaped piece of wood! Student: Wow, rip. Street: Yeah, rip your grades, your hopes and dreams.

#9386

2832

Nov. 16, 2021, 8:13 p.m.

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Aditya: This dude wakes up at 12 am, waits around for four hours, and then decides to run the oven, washing machine, and TV all at the same time. Dhruv: He gotta get those gains bro Jason: He's a real go-getter. A strapping young dynamo. Aditya: This dude watches 10 hours of TV a day...