#12029

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Aug. 31, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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Smolen: "This will be a death to the match! ...I mean, a match to the death!" Ricky: "Why not slapboxing?" Smolen: "No, no. That is Week 2 material."

#12256

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Oct. 5, 2023, 8:53 a.m.

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Stein: You know, if you just go to a pub, you'll probably find 1000 missing teachers, drinking beer and having a great time.

#12406

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Oct. 26, 2023, 6:51 p.m.

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Smolen: “So seconds, what’s the punishment if the firsts trod over you guys?” Hannah Y: “We… throw them into a fire!” Smolen: “Yes! Cook the s’mores!“

#12435

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Nov. 1, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

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Kelin: How many tests do you have to grade still? Mr. Rose: You're not supposed to ask that. That's like asking how much money I have in my bank account. Kelin: So are you starting tonight? Rose: No, tomorrow is the grading day. MCPS told me I have to grade *tomorrow*.

#12635

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Dec. 4, 2023, 8:49 a.m.

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Lodal: Mr. Rose is always the villain, no other teacher really works Justin: What about Schafer? Lodal: Mr. Schafer scares me, if I made him the villain he would come beat me up

#12640

1717

Dec. 4, 2023, 12:29 p.m.

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//molecular geometry Kian: Why are seesaws dangerous? Lodal: It's a male issue. You see, if you're sitting on a seesaw and someone jumps on the other side... Kian: OH your chin!

#12699

1717

Dec. 11, 2023, 11:17 a.m.

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Alex: Only in Ohio Schafer: Is this as funny as rizz? Alex: This is a gen alpha meme

#12848

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:49 a.m.

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// Half day due to weather Stein: I need to fit a 90 minute class into 45 minutes. Stein: I need to pull a Rose. Stein(in Rose voice): Whoooo! Alrighttttt!

#13250

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April 2, 2024, 3:15 p.m.

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Smolen: You need to stop breathing.

#13404

1717

Aug. 28, 2024, 8:32 a.m.

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O' Donovan: "If something happens to students, the county is liable." O' Donovan: "If something happens to me, they hire a new teacher."