#6760

1717

Oct. 12, 2017, 7:41 a.m.

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(Talking about coffee) Piper: It's my drug of choice. *pause* Well, one of them. (Silence from the class) Piper: Not to imply that the others are drugs.

#6845

1717

Oct. 25, 2017, 5:47 p.m.

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Steven: So if you know calculus, this is easy. //Writes stuff on board Steven: Oh shoot is Schwartz here? Freshmen, you saw nothing.

#6906

1717

Nov. 8, 2017, 10:34 a.m.

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Mrs. Sloe: "Babies are fat, right? So if you drop a baby, it sort of bounces."

#7057

1717

Dec. 18, 2017, 10:56 a.m.

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//talking about his high school art class Clay: Once I did a project so badly that my teacher thought I was color-blind. So then she gave me sympathy A's for the rest of the year.

#7074

1717

Dec. 21, 2017, 9:12 p.m.

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Stein: Cotton candy doesn't count as a food. It's all sugar, so it's a spice.

#7141

1717

Jan. 22, 2018, 12:57 p.m.

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//Pchem, see #7139. PHam discusses how the upperclassmen must be chaperones because there aren't enough teachers. Wensen: Mr. Pham, if I become a chaperone for 10 students, and I bring back 9, do I still get an A?

#7165

1717

Jan. 30, 2018, 1:39 p.m.

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//Beginning of second semester, new World History Class Whitacre: Any Moggie-ites in here? //Students who previously had Mogge raise their hands Whitacre: Any Ravil-ians //Students who previously had Ravilious raise their hands Student: What about us? *People who had Whitacre* Whitacre: Perfection

#7178

1717

Feb. 1, 2018, 5:34 p.m.

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Pham: Asian people have parasite in vegetable. So they don't eat raw vegetable. They just stir-fry it to death.

#7244

1717

Feb. 19, 2018, 10:23 p.m.

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Student: What if you used a flamethrower to set fire to everyone? Pham: Then I save myself a lot of grading.

#7281

1717

Feb. 28, 2018, 12:12 p.m.

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//Street opens door and whacks Daniel, who is sitting against the wall Street: Oh who did I squash this time? //Sees Daniel Ge Street: Oh its an asian boy we have enough of those in the magnet. I can squash this one.