#5438

1717

March 30, 2015, 10 p.m.

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Mr. Street: "Ok, please explain to me - hold up a minute. Chico! I know you like asian girls. Just tell her right now that you like her. I myself have a fondness for asian ladies. But do it on your own time! And stop touching her hair for god's sake!"

#6041

1717

Sept. 26, 2016, 4:26 p.m.

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//Rose's logic class is getting restless at the end of the period but he's still trying to teach Rose (singing): Ninth period seniors, one foot out the door... One step closer to DEATH!

#6090

1717

Nov. 9, 2016, 11:54 a.m.

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//Introducing to sequences Rose: So Gauss is like one of the five smartest people ever. So he was really annoying when he was like nine. In order to shut him up, Avik Style, his teacher told him to find the sum of all numbers from 1 to 100

#6171

1717

Jan. 7, 2017, 10:32 p.m.

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Schafer: Bring your old tests on Monday. Jessica: What if they're in a different state? Schafer: You mean your tests are liquid?

#6316

1717

March 17, 2017, 5:34 p.m.

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//Cuadrado is angry at students Cuadrado: There is only one clown allowed in this classroom!...Me! Cuadrado: And only when I want to!

#6655

1717

Sept. 25, 2017, 12:19 p.m.

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//Grace's phone rings Pham: Is it Steven?

#6674

1717

Sept. 28, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

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Street: The thought of planning ahead is grotesque to you magnets.

#6675

1717

Sept. 28, 2017, 6:05 p.m.

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//Student 1 gets caught looking up Schwartz during R&E Street: Close that thing before I call your mother. //he leaves Student 2: Teacher jealousy.

#6679

1717

Sept. 28, 2017, 7:49 p.m.

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Gabaree: Imagine if a malicious internet attack occurred during the PARCC Robert: Is that an invitation?

#6722

1717

Oct. 5, 2017, 6:54 p.m.

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//Schafer is showing a video about relative motion. It is in Japanese, and he doesn't care about what they are saying except for an exciting statement in one spot, which he asks a student to translate for him. Schafer: What is ...Nagamasa? Student: You mean *speaks japanese* Schafer: What's that mean? *mounting excitement* Student: "He threw it." //Schafer is visibly disappointed