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May 16, 2011, 11:34 a.m.

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//Jack is looking at senior desinations board in comp sci lab and he has a confused look on his face Mitchell: Jack, what's up? Jack: Well, apparently somebody is smart enough to get into Yale, but not smart enough to figure out it's not in Rhode Island!

#3442

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June 3, 2011, 9:54 a.m.

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Janvi: Rose how old are you? 30, 31? Rose: You're just like the worst stalker ever.

#3515

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Sept. 3, 2011, 9:43 p.m.

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Moose: Patrick, where did you go over the summer? Patrick: Well, I went to Amsterd- Moose: Did you buy any pot?

#3577

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Sept. 19, 2011, 5:01 p.m.

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// During Phys Chem Pham: I so tired. I came back at 1:30 am. Guess where I was? Students: Florida! Pham: You know me so well. You know why I was in Florida? Students: Cause you have a house there? Disney Land? Pham: No! They have Lego Land now! I go there. It so cool!

#3713

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Oct. 27, 2011, 8:19 p.m.

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Avikar: One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift. Mr Donaldson: Haha, some Dr. Zeus.

#3745

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Nov. 4, 2011, 8:09 p.m.

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//Francis is using his calculator to squish his pencil and get more eraser Piper: Magnets use calculators for just about anything; tools, play games on it like a game boy. Calculators are like utility knifes for magnets.

#4018

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March 5, 2012, 4:41 p.m.

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Michelle: Hey Mr. Pham, he said you sound like an owl. Pham (with emphasis): WHO? //Class laughs

#4640

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Nov. 5, 2013, 1:04 a.m.

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//Freshman chemistry Pham: Just use iPhone in class. Everyone have iPhone! Haena: I don't. Pham: Why not? //Pause Pham: (rolls eyes) Man, Chinese parents so cheap! //Awkward silence Haena: I'm Korean. Pham: Oh.

#5206

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Oct. 2, 2014, 9:40 a.m.

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Horne: I'll just say some sciency words and you guys will be impressed. You use the electromicroscope to...uh..electro...ns...shoot electrons and protons into the...osmosis!

#5340

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Dec. 22, 2014, 8:34 p.m.

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//Precalc pd. 9 Rose: Kinjal! Did you do the homework? Kinjal: Well, I missed like three problems. //Rose leans over to look Rose: "Missed" is an interesting euphemism.