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May 23, 2010, 8:59 p.m.

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// Donaldson talking to juniors about taking the senior final Donaldson: "If you get an A on the senior final, you automatically get an A on your exam. You don't even have to take it! Alex C-G: Can we take the final anyway, just for fun? Donaldson: Yes, of course you can! ...you PERVERT.

#1969

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June 2, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Mr. Hammond: I know I'm doing a good job these days because I haven't been on Blairbash for a few months

#2183

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Sept. 23, 2010, 5:06 p.m.

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Rose: I have this 9th grader...do you know him? Alex Bourzutschky, he's hot shit //later Rose: I...mean he's SMART

#2227

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Sept. 29, 2010, 2:45 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: I'm living in a war zone... this has just been a terrible week. And yesterday we were handing out textbooks in NSL, and we had finished, but a girl was like, [squeaky voice] "I need a new textbook." And I just said, "We don't have any more." And she was still like, "No, I really need a new textbook." You know what was there? A condom. //the class reacts Swaney: A USED condom. So we Cloroxed that thing to within an inch of its life... but I was just shocked. So shocked that I forgot to check the back of the book for a name.

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Feb. 5, 2011, 12:40 p.m.

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Balla: It's Reba the amoeba's birthday today. Her mother made her a birthday cake. Thomas: Wait, isn't she her own mother?

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Feb. 24, 2011, 10:17 a.m.

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Pham: I have student, he take chemistry with me three semester. He break something every class. Every class he come in, he break something! You know what he now? He surgeon! I tell him don't become doctor, you might kill someone, so he become surgeon just to tick me off. In the emergency room!

#2998

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Feb. 25, 2011, 4:43 p.m.

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//discussing photons Schafer: So we've got this crazy thing going on with momentum.  We've got zero mass, but the acceleration could be, say, infinity.  And then we've got this stuff going on...BAM BAM BAM!  We've got some Captain Zero and Infinitus... Student: Isn't that Stein's thing? Schafer: Yes it is.  I steal all my best stuff from Stein.

#3160

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March 28, 2011, 8:15 p.m.

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// On Infoflow, an announcement about breakdancing comes on. Freeman: You know, I used to breakdance and spin on my head in high school. Look what happened! *points to shiny bald head*

#3196

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April 6, 2011, 11:56 a.m.

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Rose: Goldielocks had an identical twin sister. Her name was Brunettelocks. Student: If they were identical twins, they would have the same colo hair.

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May 12, 2011, 12:52 p.m.

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// While proctoring the World AP and people were being disruptive outside Ostrander: Tony, please close the door. // Everyone looks around in confusion Alice: Austin, I think he means you. Austin: Uhhh... Ostrander: Ah, why am I referring to Austin as Tony? Austin: I thought you said honey, so I thought you were talking to her. (points at Sylvia) Ostrander: Well from now on, Austin will be referred to as honey. How are you doing, honey?