Conway: Mr. Swaney, what did you do last night? Swaney: News spreads fast! Jacob: What?! I haven't heard about this yet! Swaney: Should I make Jacob leave the room? Jacob: Can I go to jazz band? They kinda want me. Swaney: [thinks for a second] Yesss. Though, last class when Jacob wasn't here, something still ended up on BlairBash. Jacob: It was one of the other 30 kids in the class! *points accusingly* Guest speaker: What's BlairBash? //Jacob leaves the room with his backpack and trumpet Swaney: So, last night...

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Dec. 8, 2009, 11:14 a.m.

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Jacob: Hi, Mr. Curran! Mr. Curran: Man, I see this kid everywhere!

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Dec. 8, 2009, 9:03 a.m.

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Pham: Speak Indian! Rajan: That's not a language! Pham: Fine, whatever. Speak Hindu! Rajan: That's a religion... Pham: AHHH Hindi Hindi Hindi

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Dec. 8, 2009, 8:49 a.m.

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Pham: If you want be lazy bum and do nothing, doing the teaching! Why you guy laughing? It true!

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Dec. 7, 2009, 9:01 p.m.

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*student comes in late for study hall* Schafer: Hey you! It's just been announced that if you LC study hall you're automatically not getting into college.

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Dec. 7, 2009, 4:28 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel's phone rings Simel (answers): Hey, I'm in class, but I have a quick question: Is bringing shot glasses to Hanukkah too inappropriate? //listens for a bit Simel: What! So the drinking theme is out for this year?

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Dec. 7, 2009, 4:26 p.m.

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//In Study Hall, getting the class to shut up: Stein: Everybody! Work. Just do something. Ittai (to Alex C): You can do me next. Schafer (points to Ittai): You! No talking, ever again!

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