#1092

1111

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:43 p.m.

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Schafer: That didn't sound good. Mario: You dropped a mirror. Schafer: Did it break? Mario: Yeah. Schafer: Seven more years bad luck! Shirley: Haven't you been teaching for seven years? [...] You just got yourself a renewal!

#1091

57

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

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//Jacob passes Stein and Schafer in the hallway Stein: I have a truth question for you. Post article on Blair bathrooms. Source: Rosanne Hurwitz? Schafer: No, Silver Chips. Jacob: Well, Silver Chips -- sent to them by Rosanne Hurwitz. //a few days later, Jacob passes Stein and Schafer again Jacob: The bathrooms are unlocked! Stein: Does that make you proud?

#1090

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

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Jacob: Mr. Stein, I heard about the SAT foreign language subject tests. Stein: I mentioned that two seconds ago! Stop stalking me, Jacob Hurwitz!

#1089

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:39 p.m.

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Schafer: It gonna be a weee li'l tiny thing.

#1088

55

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:39 p.m.

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Schafer: This is, for all intents and purposes, a security mirror for 7-11. Hang on, I stole one. //Schafer escapes into the back room to look for his mirror, but it's been STOLEN!

#1087

66

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:38 p.m.

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Schafer: One day, you might say, I want to go back to Blair on Friday to say hi. You may have something to ask Mr. Schafer. Alumnus: You may be thinking, I wonder if he's wearing that same green shirt he wore seven years ago. //Mr. Schafer looks down at his green shirt Schafer: Hey, it means I haven't gained any weight! That's a plus.

#1086

55

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:36 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: The English department's getting more and more insistent that you interact with the Promethean board.

#1085

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:36 p.m.

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Schafer: How do you get an elephant out of the grocery store? You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way." But there is no f in "way"!

#1084

11

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:34 p.m.

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Whitacre: You don't rape and pillage the manger. You leave it smoking and burning on the Christmas tree!

#1083

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:33 p.m.

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Schafer: Michael, are you making fun of my problem set? Michael: It's not a problem set, it's a take home. Schafer: I hate so much everything about all of you.