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March 3, 2010, 4:48 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: If I divide the class into, say, good dancers, bad dancers, very bad dancers, and Lev.

#1587

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March 3, 2010, 4:29 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: We are now going to do what many of you like the least about English, some real serious hardcore BS-ing.

#1586

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March 3, 2010, 4:28 p.m.

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Schafer: He's also the person who said there's no room for sarcasm in your classroom... I said I need a bigger classroom!

#1585

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March 3, 2010, 4:26 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: I love the obituaries. You can learn a lot by obituaries.

#1584

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March 3, 2010, 4:25 p.m.

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Anderson: So I don't see how you could turn "Gatsby" into an urban-themed movie called "G". Unless of course, we watch it. Which we are going to do. Right now. (excited pause) Anderson: Just kidding.

#1583

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March 3, 2010, 8:29 a.m.

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Stein: Can you guys stop looking up how many children they all have? It's not explanatory, and it's going to take you weeks. And by the time you're done, they might have more kids!

#1582

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March 3, 2010, 7:38 a.m.

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Carlos: Is someone pregnant? Stein: Yes, people around the world are pregnant.

#1581

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March 3, 2010, 7:38 a.m.

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Stein: EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! Curved residuals! Call 911!

#1580

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March 2, 2010, 6:26 p.m.

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//Discrete class is learning about the Bridges of Koenigsberg Mikey: This is like the most famous problem in graph theory. It was first studied by Leonhard Euler. You may have heard of him.

#1579

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March 2, 2010, 6:24 p.m.

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//An article says that a teacher has 32 years of experience //Anderson is faulting said teacher's interpretation of the novel Anderson: Good god! 32 years of teaching Gatsby? Student: And teaching it wrong, too! Anderson: If I am still teaching in 32 years, you have permission to come by and put me out of my misery.