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⚐ ReportDr. Simel (showing us a powerpoint on Romeo and Juliet): This is Verona, Italy. (setting of play) Ian (new student): It's fair (refrense to line in prolouge we had just read) [class laughs] Dr. Simel: Oh, we're going to have fun in this class [class laughs] Dr. Simel: Not that kind of fun! But we are going to talk about loins in a second.
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⚐ ReportMr. Bustillos: "A lot of my other films are more rough, so I'm not going to show you then." Adam: You mean like the one with the shot, and then it's like, BAM, Naked guy.
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⚐ ReportMr. Bustillos: "And then at the bottom there, you put your address. I'm not going to show you that, in case you egg my house"
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⚐ Report//Learning about Gabriel's Horn Stein: So you can't paint it...but you can fill it with anything you want...including paint, so you can paint its inside. Sam: But when you say paint, you mean paint with the same thickness throughout. And when you fill it, the paint layer gets thinner far out... Stein: See, when I teach this, I really get to learn people's personalities. There are the superrationalists, who argue that it all makes sense. Then there are engineers, like Mr. Templin, who think that since you can't build it, it doesn't exist. And there are people like me, who think it's amazing that God created things like this to wonder at. Now, I'll give the superrationalist 30 seconds.
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⚐ Report// Rose trips on several backpacks Rose: Trying to kill me, huh? Student: How did you know? Rose: It's alright. It's alright.
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⚐ ReportStein: So, I have this daughter. Actually, I have two daughters. Actually, I have three daughters. No wait, one's a son.
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⚐ ReportAmir: So, say I marry a hermaphrodite and we want to have kids... Balla: It's called adoption.
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⚐ ReportStudent: She hears EVERYTHING! Gross, leans over: I what everything? Student: You HEAR everything!