#2047

44

Sept. 2, 2010, 7:56 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you ever hear about a cat in a sitcom, it gets run over, killed, or put in a microwave.

#2046

88

Sept. 2, 2010, 7:55 p.m.

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//before taking attendance Whitacre: If you're sort of in the Witness Protection Program, let me know.

#2045

1719

Sept. 2, 2010, 7:02 p.m.

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//During lunch, we had been playing cards. 4 minutes 'til lunch ends... Kendix: S***, I HAVE HOMEWORK I NEED TO DO! Various others: Just doings da wuhk! Jus gettings it dun! Kendix: Shut up and let me work! //Bell rings

#2044

2222

Sept. 2, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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Templin: Teamwork is essential. It lets you blame someone else.

#2043

1012

Sept. 2, 2010, 1:51 p.m.

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Lev: She doesn't know what a touchdown is. Polina: What, like in baseball?

#2042

1616

Sept. 2, 2010, 10:39 a.m.

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Pham: Look, when you retire sit at home you going to die! You just go home sit down and sometimes they all drop dead! That why Wol-stein not want retire.

#2041

44

Sept. 2, 2010, 10:37 a.m.

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Pham: Judge ask him where bank account, he say I cannot self-discriminate. Student: You mean self-incriminate? Pham: Yeah, self-discriminate. He say he only say there money if they drop all charge. Student: I don't think you're using the right prefix. Discrimination is different. Pham: He not self-discriminate!

#2040

55

Sept. 2, 2010, 10:32 a.m.

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Mr. Boettcher: Did you just kill something over there? Cy: Yeah. Boettcher: Was it big or small? Cy: Small. Boettcher: Flying thing or crawling thing? Cy: Flying thing. Boettcher: That's not too bad.

#2039

11

Sept. 1, 2010, 8:39 p.m.

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Pham: Guess who write program? No, not me, they subcontract... to China, to Philippines, to China, it cheaper there

#2038

33

Sept. 1, 2010, 8:35 p.m.

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Pham: There's a manual to kill people, you know that?