#2058

88

Sept. 3, 2010, 1:46 p.m.

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Austin: Hey Dumb Cao, what are you doing? (puts hand in epoxy right as he says dumb)

#2057

44

Sept. 3, 2010, 1:24 p.m.

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Mythili: I go by Mythili Hinkle: Mike...

#2055

2527

Sept. 2, 2010, 9:34 p.m.

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Pham: By the way, next week classday Thursday and Monday-- Student: No school! Pham: --no, I take off. I go Aruba. Students: Haha, why? Pham: They have no law there! It much harder to get caught! By the way, what name mayor of New York? Students: ...........Bloomberg? Pham: No, the other one, mayor September eleven! Students: Giuliani? Pham: Yeah! Okay, your sub be Mrs. Giuliani. She not his wife though.

#2054

44

Sept. 2, 2010, 9:32 p.m.

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//When he visited Anal Chem, Peter Q. explained that he was accepted to Caltech but his parents are making him go to U Penn because it's closer Pham: Asian parent not want kid go college join gangster or thing like that.

#2053

-22

Sept. 2, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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Student: If you're a US citizen, do you always have to pay US taxes? Swaney: Not necessarily always. If you're living abroad and your income isn't registered with a US entity, I don't think you'd be on the hook for that. Lucia: WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE AT THE MALL? Class: ???

#2052

-46

Sept. 2, 2010, 9:28 p.m.

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Swaney: Now let's look at the rankings for educational expenditures. Lucia: What's expenditures?

#2051

33

Sept. 2, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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Pham: Bosse could retire when she turn fifty-three! You guy know that, right? She have thirty year by then. (later) Pham: If Mister Dvorsky retire, she retire when she turn eighty years old.

#2050

88

Sept. 2, 2010, 9:26 p.m.

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Pham: The teacher who teach ninth period get extra money like twelve dolla fifty. Student (sarcastically): That's a lot of money! Pham (earnestly): Yeah, it is!

#2049

44

Sept. 2, 2010, 9:25 p.m.

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Pham: If it's bad, it's good too. Unless you choose good bad!

#2048

88

Sept. 2, 2010, 7:57 p.m.

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Matt (to Mr. Moose): Why do you speak Russian? Moose: Ah! Because I spent one year in California...