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Sept. 21, 2010, 8:43 p.m.

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Stein: Don't rip up money and put it in; are you nuts?

#2172

88

Sept. 21, 2010, 5:54 p.m.

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Sophomore: Will we burn anything in theoretical physics? Nils: Your minds.

#2171

55

Sept. 21, 2010, 5:51 p.m.

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// Swaney pours generous dollop from a tall bottle into his coffee. Student: Ummm... what was that? Swaney: Vodka! I gotta get through the day *some*how!

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Sept. 21, 2010, 4:56 p.m.

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Roth: A student said on a test "I don't know the answer to lim(1/x^2) as x increases without bound. We only did 1/x in class." Then what did I do? Class: What? Roth: (Makes a gun gesture) Bam!

#2169

55

Sept. 21, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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//looking at a model of population Shirley: "...regulating the flow of babies from the cloud..."

#2168

66

Sept. 21, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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Pham: "...make them satisfaction with the project we doing it."

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77

Sept. 21, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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Gibi: Human beings are basically rats. They just have a larger volume.

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33

Sept. 21, 2010, 4:26 p.m.

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Roth: My son knew the answer to that in 5th grade. Anne: Your son is smart. Roth: Used to be.

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Sept. 21, 2010, 10:41 a.m.

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Louis: If you guys think that you need to win Intel in order to go to college, you're all on crack. Relax! Shelley (from back of classroom): I like my crack!

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Sept. 20, 2010, 7:29 p.m.

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//Discussing the purpose of a horror movie Anderson: If you wanted to be scared I could put you on a plane to Somalia. Then you would really be scared.