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Sept. 23, 2010, 6:42 p.m.

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//Louis Wasserman is visiting SRP classes Louis: So I got to meet the president. And when he walked by, I started humming. That's right guys: I rickrolled George Bush. //Later Student: So what's the point of being a finalist instead of just placing in Intel? Louis: Are you kidding? You get to rickroll the president! What more could you want?

#2184

1113

Sept. 23, 2010, 6:37 p.m.

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Shirley: This is a terrible eraser. It's a sock.

#2183

1818

Sept. 23, 2010, 5:06 p.m.

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Rose: I have this 9th grader...do you know him? Alex Bourzutschky, he's hot shit //later Rose: I...mean he's SMART

#2181

88

Sept. 22, 2010, 10:20 p.m.

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Shirley: Do you use vector queues? Freshman: No... Shirley: Good, 'cause they don't exist.

#2180

02

Sept. 22, 2010, 10:19 p.m.

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Shirley: There are lots of computer science competitions all over the world every day that children wake up and do. We do a small subset of those.

#2179

88

Sept. 22, 2010, 10:18 p.m.

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Anderson: I saw some hands up here... they were blossoming, but now they're dead.

#2178

913

Sept. 22, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Teacher: What do you lose if you go to UMD and then Princeton graduate school? Andy Gilbert: negative $40,000

#2177

33

Sept. 22, 2010, 1:59 p.m.

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//Going over answers to a crossword puzzle Whitacre: "Many family members live together." Well, most people call that mooching! "Irish Americans, for example." Criminals! "Students graduating from high school." That would be- Student: Dooming the world? Whitacre: Yeah, something like that. The world's doomed cuz you guys were born!

#2175

-13

Sept. 21, 2010, 8:47 p.m.

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Pham: Military, how you die?

#2174

1616

Sept. 21, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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Pham: Keep it stupid, simple!