#2600

15

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:31 p.m.

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Student (to Indian kid): I hate you! I'm gonna kill you! (waving stick) Indian Student: Why are you doing that? Student: I'm pretending to be Sri Lankan.

#2599

1616

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:18 p.m.

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Student: I sat there looking at my paper for three hours, then flipped over the table then kicked a chair and then I understood it. Rose: We learn from this that violence against furniture leads to intuition.

#2598

99

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Rose: I love freshman; I love my job...just kidding.

#2595

1212

Nov. 23, 2010, 4:46 p.m.

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//going over a test question Pham: This one, even people who braindead should be able to answer without thinking.

#2594

-11

Nov. 22, 2010, 7:36 p.m.

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Cullen: Bouncers? Do you know any bouncers? Maddie K.: Yeah, he's my neighbor. I'm friends with his grandma. (laughter) Cullen: "The Bouncer and His Grandma" by Maddie K.

#2593

24

Nov. 22, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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Whitacre: These guys, if they washed it was a big deal. They fell in a river or something.

#2592

1111

Nov. 21, 2010, 5:27 p.m.

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O'Connor: Crime and Punishment is like Hamlet trapped in Macbeth. Gibi: So, any book can be expressed as a linear combination of Shakespeare's plays.

#2591

55

Nov. 21, 2010, 3:07 p.m.

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Pham: I know this quarter almost over. Student: That's debatable. Pham: No, it does. Student: This quarter ends in January. It's November. Pham: Exactly, it almost over, believe it or not!

#2590

2828

Nov. 21, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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//At PUMaC 2010 Bob: Oh crap. Hey Jason, could I borrow a pencil? Jason: Well... I only have like 8. So no. Bob: !??!

#2589

711

Nov. 20, 2010, 1:51 a.m.

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MyungJee: Jason needs to shave... he looks like Confucius. He has the Asian curly moustache, and the goatee...