#2612

1515

Nov. 29, 2010, 11:44 a.m.

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Alex Epstein: [Teacher], I don't understand about big stick. What do you mean by that? [Teacher]: Well, if you came into my house at night you would see my BIG STICK!!!!!!!!!

#2611

33

Nov. 28, 2010, 10:33 a.m.

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//a student mumbles an obscenity; stelzner (accidentally?) delivers a lesson in irony Stelzner: Hey, watch your mouth! What the hell's wrong with you? Damn it, Eric!

#2610

55

Nov. 28, 2010, 10:32 a.m.

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//injecting modern cultural relevancy into English class Stelzner: There's evidence that Hamlet wears black throughout the play, which is why he's now known as one of Shakespeare's emo characters.

#2608

77

Nov. 26, 2010, 6:59 p.m.

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Sahil: So, do you have any weird friends? Christine: Besides you? No. *Christine leaves, Sahil and Callie eat for a few minutes* Sahil: Callie? Callie: Yes? Sahil: CHRISTINE CALLED ME HER FRIEND!!!! *fangirl-esque motions*

#2607

-59

Nov. 26, 2010, 6:50 p.m.

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MyungJee: BAKA! Christine: BAKA-NEKO! Sahil: ... MyungJee: Baka-neko? *Later* Sahil: Baka-neko? Really? An idiot cat? Christine: You look like an idiot cat. Sahil: ...

#2606

06

Nov. 26, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Sahil: Okay, I'm going to try and be as polite about this as possible, so I'm warning you there will be profanity and it will be loud and you might not like it but it's for your own benefit so don't complain when this is over. Any questions? Callie: No, it's okay. Sahil: *Ahem* THAT IS THE WORST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF MEASURING THINGS IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND EVER! MyungJee: STOP FLIRTING!!! Sahil: Never mind, you're right. It's the spire not the whole tower.

#2605

99

Nov. 24, 2010, 10:46 a.m.

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Stein: Why is it so hot in here? Teacher: Have you seen the girls around here?

#2604

28

Nov. 24, 2010, 9:14 a.m.

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Sarah: Jesus LOVES little children... Danderson: ...Jesus was a pedophile?

#2603

88

Nov. 24, 2010, 9:13 a.m.

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//the day before thanksgiving Whitacre: The holidays suck. And now we're at that time of year, so I'm gonna leave you with a role model. *puts on House*

#2601

35

Nov. 23, 2010, 9:55 p.m.

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Donaldson: ...and this is why people like Al Gore and I are concerned about carbon dioxide levels. Viju: You may not want to put yourself together with Al Gore.