#2634

5256

Dec. 3, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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//teacher is running late Ittai: Well, I guess that since we don't have a teacher, I'll have to take over for today. Various students: Act like he's the actual teacher! Everyone sit down and take notes! //Ittai takes teacher's book, sits in teacher's chair, and starts to write on the board Ittai: So, Swokowski is telling us that to do triple integrals in cylindrical coordinates, we need to...um...draw a picture! *draws on board*  Man that looks bad, if only Julie Zhu were here!  So Swokowski thinks about how polar works, extrapolates for the z, and then he gives us this formula *writes volume formula* //at this point, teacher walks in, sits down at other end of board, and watches while grinning Ittai: And now what Swokowski is trying to tell us is...woah...*starts trying to figure out just what the book says*...it's like, um...*closes book*  So let me tell you a story now.  It turns out that not all mathematicians are all that smart.  I was talking to my friend, Dr. Washington, and he said that if you take the whole group of mathematicians, there are some really great ones at the top.  And...yeah...so anyways, you all need to study. //at this point, he sits down and teacher takes over

#2633

37

Dec. 3, 2010, 1:35 p.m.

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Nicole: If you were a black chick, you would be the sassiest person I've ever met.

#2632

2630

Dec. 2, 2010, 9:34 p.m.

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// Henok, so proud of his wandless magic, inspires Viju to do the same... Viju: Seducio! *points at Sam Z.* Sam: Retardation! *points back* WAIT! Nothing happened! Viju: X.x

#2631

2121

Dec. 2, 2010, 9:32 p.m.

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// In ESS, talking about the different kinds of unconformities // Donaldson erases a layer of sediment, but leaves a layer on top and underneath Viju: WHOA! It's like... an air chamber! Donaldson: ...You mean a cave?

#2630

1111

Dec. 2, 2010, 5:43 p.m.

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Schafer: (turns on noise maker to a high frequency) Patrick S: That sounds like a girl's voice. Michael K: That's funny because that sounds like you! Schafer: Michael, go sit at the back table. Your comment is appreciated but still inappropriate.

#2629

77

Dec. 2, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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Scahfer: This is our blue flingy thing -- that's a technical term.

#2628

88

Dec. 2, 2010, 5:36 p.m.

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Rose: (swings arms back and forth) This is the most fun I have ever had in my entire life!!!

#2626

33

Dec. 2, 2010, 2:40 p.m.

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Lev: They're not pedophiles, they just know how to admire the young body! ... Lev: No! I'm not planning to be a professional pedophile!

#2625

22

Dec. 2, 2010, 2:39 p.m.

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//Pham walks into Modsim Pham: Wait, aren't there too many people here?

#2624

-24

Dec. 2, 2010, 2:03 p.m.

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Alex C: I love this cube. It's so, like, white. And supremacist.