#2645

99

Dec. 7, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Moose: Ireland is in the toilet. Greece is in the toilet. Spain is in the toilet. Italy is getting close to the toilet.

#2644

46

Dec. 7, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Moose: Jesus Christ! ...excuse my French.

#2643

-711

Dec. 7, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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Moose: Today will be a smorgasbord of activities!

#2642

55

Dec. 6, 2010, 7:05 p.m.

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Rose (to class): Adults all live in four dimensions, didn't you know that?

#2640

-59

Dec. 6, 2010, 8:40 a.m.

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//talking about Mr. Houghton from TPMS Student 1: He is a teacher at Eastern now. Student 2: No, he was fired. Student 1: NO!! He works at Eastern now! Student 2: Well, there's only one way to find out. (goes to computer and goes to Eastern MS staff directory) Student 2: Oh wow, he actualy is a teacher at Eastern! Student 1: HA!! In your FACE! Student 2: Well I feel REALLY sorry for Eastern now that they have Mr. Houghton.

#2639

55

Dec. 5, 2010, 3:57 p.m.

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//Mr. Clay is sitting next to Tom Chih, grading papers. Tom: Hey, Mr. Clay, you need a babysitter? Clay: Tom, I love you, but I'm not entrusting my six-week old baby to you. Ori: It's been six weeks? Really?! Clay: They grow up so fast. Justine: Soon he'll be just like Tom. Clay: If my son walks around with a dirty pillow for four years...

#2638

99

Dec. 3, 2010, 7:48 p.m.

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Reckson: Avoid Theresa like the plague, because she has castration on her mind, and I fear the worst. //walks away hurriedly

#2637

55

Dec. 3, 2010, 5:48 p.m.

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// Bunday subs for Donaldson for a day... Bunday: All horse shit and no horse power huh?

#2636

1113

Dec. 3, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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// In AP NSL, Grossman's class. Marcus walks in randomly... Marcus: Hey Mr. Grossman. I think I left my basketball in here. Have you seen it? Grossman: I don't remember you having a basketball. You can look around, though. Viju: Wait Marcus, is it Jacky's? Marcus: No, it's Samir's. Samir (at other end of the room): Wait, what? I didn't bring my ball today! Marcus: Oh. *walks out*

#2635

55

Dec. 3, 2010, 4:46 p.m.

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Teacher: If only Julie Zhu were here, she'd be able to draw this... Contreras: Is that the only reason you want her here? Teacher: No, there are other reasons!