#3270

77

April 28, 2011, 11:22 a.m.

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// during a Thermo test Schafer: Because we are in MC, our power is provided the wonderful...PEPCO! That means, in the event that the power goes out, which is very likely, you will be taking your test by candlelight! So don't think that you'll be off the hook for your test if the lights go out.

#3268

1010

April 27, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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//Mr. Giles has given the class time to work on the homework, and some people are just socializing instead of working. Giles: Charles Yin! Something shiny is on your desk. Charles: (looking up quickly) What? Giles: Just seeing how easily distracted you are. Go do something productive!

#3267

2628

April 27, 2011, 2:26 p.m.

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Stein: It was the only time in my life when I have ever heard a 35 year old man say to a 72 year old woman "I'm going to kick the f------ s--- out of you."

#3266

99

April 27, 2011, 12:38 a.m.

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Janvi (to Kaluta): I like your beard. Class: (agrees to extent) Kaluta: Thanks! I like yours too! Class: (jaws drop. eyes go wide. Ohhhs are uttered)

#3265

68

April 26, 2011, 10 p.m.

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Stein: So, Matt and David, you can share the 10,000 bonus point with whoever did the problem with you. But you can't give them to someone else. Bernstein: I'm not going to share. Stein: Right, I forgot, Matt doesn't share. Mythili: Because he's a Jew, right?

#3264

812

April 26, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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Myles: ...yeah, she's an OBGYN. Tatyana: Sorry? Myles: A gynecologist. Sharon: A what? Myles: A... Evan: *FRANTIC KILL GESTURES* NO NO NO NO NO Sharon: What's that? Evan: You said it, you explain it. Myles: No, you explain it!

#3263

39

April 26, 2011, 6:19 p.m.

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//Evan is about to present his dystopian future project for English //walks to front of the room with a giant essay Evan: So, Ms. Forman said that all the important dystopian elements of the short story should be in the first two pages. So I included the ten-page version //holds up the ten-page essay Evan: ...and a one-page version. //holds up one sheet of paper with the essay written in microscopic font

#3262

44

April 26, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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//First class after spring break; students are talking in class Ravilious: I didn't tell anyone to be quiet for 10 days; I almost didn't survive the experience!

#3261

1111

April 26, 2011, 4:11 p.m.

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Porac: The Africans, they got discipline down. I asked Donald, "Does your mother slap you" and he's like "No. She punches."

#3260

35

April 26, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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//On the bus Lisa: Rafa, promise me you'll find Quang an awesome person to marry. Rafa: I'll get him a hooker. Lisa: You would marry a hooker. Rafa: I married you...what does that say? Lisa: Bad move on my part.