#3284

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April 30, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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//On how to do well on the Lang AP. Anderson: Remember, yes you have a harpoon, and its name is Toulmin terminology... you have to take your harpoon and stab it into [the essay's] whale heart. Its giant, blubbery, whale heart.

#3283

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April 29, 2011, 11:48 p.m.

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Rose: If you ever get your bike stolen in Amsterdam, you can just go to the red light district and buy it back from some junkie for $5.

#3281

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April 29, 2011, 9:05 p.m.

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//At science bowl nats 2011: //Viju and Breezy are trying to figure out shirley's computer password... Viju: Well, we should try all the things he likes... Maureen... and caffeine... his two greatest loves. Then we have to try to combine them... morphine?

#3280

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April 29, 2011, 5:45 p.m.

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Thomas: The Art of War isn't a book so much as a collection of protips. Jeremy: Is it still relevant? Thomas: Well, there are some things like "If birds are flying away, there's probably an ambush" but nothing like "what to do in case of nuclear apocalypse" Jeremy: If the birds have 6 eyes and 4 wings, stay inside your fallout shelter...

#3279

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April 29, 2011, 5:41 p.m.

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Porac: I'm on crack! Didn't you notice?

#3278

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April 29, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Schafer (to mathphys class): You know, you all shouldn't be aiming for a 5 on the AP, that's going about it the wrong way. Class: Sigh of relief Schafer: You should be aiming for 100% on the AP! Lots of people get 5s.

#3277

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April 28, 2011, 8:04 p.m.

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Stein: I always check blairbash to make sure I didn't say anything that would get me fired. But then, when you're there, you might as well click on Pham's tag.

#3275

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April 28, 2011, 7:19 p.m.

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(Loudly, from a different classroom and with a slight echo): "Achoo!" Cullen (without looking up): Was that Tranelle? Entire Class: Probably. continues with lesson

#3274

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April 28, 2011, 3:40 p.m.

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Swaney (to teacher next door): How you doing? Other teacher: It's greeeaaat! Swaney: This is why you don't drink in the morning! Other teacher: It wasn't that much... Swaney: All I drink is black coffee!

#3272

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April 28, 2011, 2:06 p.m.

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Collins: Josh, what are you doing? Josh: Oh, absolutely NOTHING related to your class right now. Collins: ...go to the classroom.