#505

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Sept. 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Wylie (types): SELECT * FROM YOUR_MOM Jacob: That would work if your mom were a table.

#504

77

Sept. 3, 2009, 12:02 a.m.

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Hinkle: Do you have a sibling who took this class? Student: Yeah, I think so. Hinkle: Do you know how he did? Student: No. Hinkle: Well, that's obvious. If you did, you wouldn't be taking this class.

#502

44

Sept. 1, 2009, 9:40 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: What you call when rock fall from sky and hit Earth?

#501

68

July 23, 2009, 8:59 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: You only need two tools in life - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

#500

77

July 11, 2009, 12:43 p.m.

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Andie: ...so then we ended up meeting a bunch of Italian guys. Li: How did you know that they were Italian? Andie: They had really oily hair. Shirley: Are you sure it wasn't grease?

#499

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July 7, 2009, 6:16 p.m.

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Hammond: "We should patch up our security holes sometime" is a phrase that sends shivers up my spine. "We should patch up our security holes now" is better," and "We've patched our security holes" is better yet. :-)

#498

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July 1, 2009, 9:51 a.m.

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Rohan P: int latex how do u sub/super scripts? Anand: ^_^

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3034

June 30, 2009, 2:16 p.m.

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Jacob: Susan's way too hot right now. Shirley: Maybe you should get her off your lap? Samir: Because all sorts of crazy things can happen when Jacob's working his magic with Susan in his lap.

#496

24

June 30, 2009, 11:32 a.m.

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Mr. Hammond: There's no way I can remember that. I'm picking the next password.

#495

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June 21, 2009, 12:35 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: So we draw a picture, step back, and do what? Steven: We get our food ready.