#516

88

Sept. 4, 2009, 2:49 p.m.

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Swaney: Russians love defenestration.

#515

15

Sept. 4, 2009, 2:49 p.m.

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Swaney: This is great. Hu's president, and Wen is prime minister. Isn't that great?

#514

-11

Sept. 4, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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Swaney: Did I tell you Miss Manners is my neighbor?

#513

33

Sept. 4, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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Swaney: Everyone in Russia dies of alcoholism. It's not a joke.

#512

22

Sept. 4, 2009, 2:46 p.m.

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Louis: Do you remember your question? Lockwood: Something about the mentors... Jacob: Dementors? Lockwood: *The* mentor. Louis: They may be the same thing.

#511

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:46 p.m.

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Louis: If there are conventions in your field, follow those over the ones in the class. Sorry. Duval: It's okay. I haven't told them anything yet.

#510

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:45 p.m.

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Duval: Guys! This is ridiculous! Stop arguing about who sits where and just find a flippin' seat!

#509

77

Sept. 4, 2009, 2:45 p.m.

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Amy Xiao: Jacob, why are you wearing a shirt that says "I love latex?" Eric: It's so stretchy, you know. Sophia: No, not that latex!

#508

11

Sept. 4, 2009, 11:07 a.m.

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//during a game of Blammo Jacob: Hi spoon! *Jacob and Erik tap their spoons together* Erik: That sounds like something you do after sex when you're on drugs.

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Sept. 3, 2009, 2:51 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: The reason I make you do these appointment clocks is because it makes you feel like you actually have appointments. It's like pretending to have friends.