#615

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//Whitacre is reading choices from a quiz on religious views Whitacre: Mine is the only true religion. Steven: I will stone you! Whitacre: Spoken like a true bigot.

#614

13

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Swaney: Do you have food for the winners? Student: No. Swaney: Ready? *looks at class* //the class gives a collective “aww”

#613

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Swaney: Any parties that have the word “nationalist” in it are the xenophobic hate mongerers.

#612

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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//Jacob takes a cough drop out of his pocket Swaney: I hope you have enough for everybody //Jacob takes a bag of cough drops out of his pocket Jacob: Okay, who wants a cough drop? //seven hands go up in the air

#611

-11

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Swaney: I shouldn’t admit this, but I am because it’s been so long…

#610

33

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Dr. Smith: People tell me they’ve been up all night for several nights, having nightmares about Crime and Punishment.

#609

33

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Whitacre: My grandmother’s next door, but I don’t want to wake her up because she’s crazy. Not like *makes nonsensical noises*. She has a gun, and if she hears a noise, she shoots!

#608

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Whitacre: I was in the principal’s office probably more than the classroom.

#607

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: I looked like a larger version of the ventriloquist dummy.

#606

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: He was like 6’2” in third grade.