#625

11

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Whitacre: Never show your cards before it’s time. Whenever you wanna play poker, just let me know.

#624

2430

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Schafer: Now we’ve done that ipso facto absurdum thing. Michael: You mean reductio ad absurdum? Schafer: Wingardium leviosa. Kamal: It’s not levi-O-sa, it’s levio-SA!

#623

02

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: Tension is a bad word.

#622

22

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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//Vikas is at the Promethean board Schafer: Mr. Tolnay wants the assist. //Vikas throws the pen at David //David is not paying attention, so the pen hits him

#621

1111

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Michael: I find it strange that you’re not Jewish. Schafer: Why? Michael: Because you’re like white, and like nerdy. Schafer: To be clear, Michael Cohen just called me nerdy. But he means that in a loving way, right?

#620

88

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Whitacre: When you go to college, what you really need to bring is this. *holds up a paper clip* So you can attach money to your work.

#619

66

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: Don’t lose your book. We charge $35.77, but last I checked, they cost $77.

#618

11

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: e^(rt) ain’ts never gonna be zero.

#617

22

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: Once it’s through the molasses, it don’t wanna move. It’s not gonna say, “I want to oscillate!” //Tim starts laughing Schafer: What’s so funny? Tim: Andie just said that would be a good Magnet pick-up line. Schafer: That is a good Magnet pick-up line. Except there are only like four Magnet girls in the whole senior class.

#616

22

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Schafer: Am I teaching you how to solve all differential equations? NO! Michael: Only God can do that. Schafer: Or Swokowski.