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#812
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⚐ ReportDiana: I give up. [Second person pronoun day] is just silly. Duval: And you ended it right there!
#811
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⚐ ReportMs. Duval: Those people who can't be quiet in the hall may need to stay in the hall until they've demonstrated they can be quiet. *stares at her class intently* //in the background, someone sings: "Mahna mahna / (ba dee bedebe) / mahna mahna / (ba debe dee) / mahna mahna / (ba dee bedebe badebe badebe dee dee de-de de-de-de)" Duval: That's got to be Stein...
#810
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⚐ ReportSchafer: In the video there's a nerd fight. It's great. They throw integrals at each other.
#809
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⚐ ReportBurger: What's the longest problem you've ever done? Stein: The longest problem? Raising kids. Burger (lauging): What's the error bound?
#807
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Okay, now we move on to a very important physicist in Ancient Greek. Amir: Let me guess, he's an dead, old, white guy. Schafer: Actually, he'd be Mediterranean. Amir: Mmm, he sounds delicious.
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⚐ ReportMr. Stein: Now who's glad that Ann put up this homework problem for you? //unenthusiastic response Mr. Stein: One of the first things they tell you in teacher school is not to be sarcastic with your students. I never learned that.
#805
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose upon realizing he forgot to copy the hw. Rose: *quietly* ef, ef, ef, ef, ef, shit.
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⚐ Report//Mr. Prange attempts to explain that weight gain is kind of quantized even though it doesn't look like it because you gain it atom by atom Eugene: So how do people gain weight? Mr. Prange: They eat too much!