#822

33

Nov. 8, 2009, 2:23 p.m.

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Ravilious: There was no PR involved in being a Mongol.

#821

11

Nov. 8, 2009, 2:23 p.m.

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//students are in the middle of a quiz during sixth period PA: Good morning Blazers, and welcome to Infoflow! Ravilious: Good morning students, welcome to my world. //several minutes later PA: ...okay, Blazers! Have a happy birthday Ms. Taylor day! Ravilious: Finally! So let's get back to our quiz-- PA: One more thing! *announcements continue for several more minutes*

#820

11

Nov. 8, 2009, 2:21 p.m.

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Ravilious: In what faith did the Mongols believe? Students: (murmur) Ravilious: Monolianism? Mongolism? No. That's a new one.

#819

44

Nov. 8, 2009, 2:20 p.m.

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//a student is quietly reading an article to the class Ravilious: Louder. //the student remains inaudible Ravilious: Louder, please. //the student's volume increases slightly Ravilious: Louder, with feeling and conviction that this is the truth!

#818

59

Nov. 8, 2009, 12:44 a.m.

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Jacob: Guess what the number one non-search engine referrer to mbhs.edu is? Joseph: It would be funny if it were a porn site. Jacob: It is! Joseph: I totally called that one.

#817

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Nov. 7, 2009, 3:17 p.m.

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Smith: The timing of Hamlet is like a Harry Potter novel.

#816

1212

Nov. 7, 2009, 3:17 p.m.

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Swaney: Oh my god, you're right! From Lenin to Gorbachev, it was bald-hairy-bald-hairy-bald-hairy-bald!

#815

1313

Nov. 7, 2009, 12:15 a.m.

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//talking about the three-point quiz competition Ostrander: Does the losing team have to walk around wearing "I lost" t-shirts? Dvorsky: No, I give the winning team gold coins. See, I believe in positive reinforcement, not negative... Ostrander: *mutters* I hear that works better, but it's not as fun.

#814

33

Nov. 7, 2009, 12:15 a.m.

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//Mrs. Dvorsky is helping a student Dvorsky: Capital A is not equal to lowercase a. Ostrander: But capital L is halfway equal to lowercase l. Dvorsky: Define halfway equal. Ostrander: Well, they share that one vertical line.

#813

33

Nov. 6, 2009, 8:13 a.m.

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Jacob: Can I go to the bathroom? Swaney: Yes, if you go right there. Conway (sitting next to Jacob): No, don't!