#7384

33

April 9, 2018, 10:11 a.m.

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Klein: You all are young scholars who are among the top 5% of thinkers in the country. Okay, I didn't mean to compliment you guys.

#7389

66

April 11, 2018, 12:28 p.m.

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Klein: I will not allow my class to devolve into discussions of panda sex!!!

#7395

1313

April 11, 2018, 7:44 p.m.

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Pham: Common sense! *pause* Pham: You guy don't have it.

#7398

1111

April 11, 2018, 7:47 p.m.

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Street (pretending to write a job rec): He's a pretty good boy. He comes to class sometimes. He's only drunk on Fridays. He doesn't do drugs, I think.

#7406

1212

April 13, 2018, 9:07 a.m.

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Horne: I don't know your personal situations. Horne: Some of you are probably filthy rich, in which case I am willing to adjust your grades for the proper amount of money.

#7407

5757

April 13, 2018, 9:11 a.m.

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Rose: Reynald I had a dream about you last night. Rose: You and Rafi were at a summer camp and you were ten, shorter and with a higher-pitched voice... I was a camp counselor, but you kept correcting me like all the time... Whenever I said something you were like "No no no Mr. Rose you gotta do this"...

#7417

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April 18, 2018, 9:12 a.m.

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//Micro Economics Monday Ryan: Jonathan, can I use your water bottle. Jonathan: No. Ryan: I forgot mine at home. Jonathan: Go to the water fountain. Ryan: Ug. That involves getting up. Jonathan: If you value the water enough to go to the water fountain, then you should do that and I do not need to give you water. If you don't, then you clearly do not value the water enough. //Ryan goes to the water fountain. //Micro Economics Wednesday Jonathan: Ryan, did you remember to bring a water bottle today. Ryan: Shoot. Jonathan: Do you want mine? Resources should be spread to those who need. Those who have should give to those without, even if those without did not take the necessary actions to acquire those resources. Ryan: Screw you. I don't want your water.

#7430

1313

April 19, 2018, 9:59 p.m.

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//9th period discrete. (Daniel Zhu is in 5th period discrete.) //Proving TFAE for finite projective planes Rose: We have 1 implies 3. So, we also get 2 implies 4 for free by duality. Jonah: But- Rose: Also Daniel Zhu said it.

#7431

1212

April 20, 2018, 12:48 a.m.

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//Microeconomics, discussing cigarettes as an example of a negative externality Hinkle: I hate cigarettes. Isn’t it great when you go out with a girl when you were 16 and she smells like smoke all over? Joseph: Was this supposed to happen to me already?

#7459

1313

May 1, 2018, 5:47 p.m.

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//Discrete, graph theory Rose: In the 70's, these researchers did this study where they went around a high school and asked every single person who they had sex with. We can represent the people as vertices and edges as relationships. So there were lots of these... //Draws two vertices, connected by an edge //Draws a lone vertex //Draws a vertex with two edges coming out of it //Draws a star with many edges coming out of it //Draws a square Rose: There was a lot less to do back then in the 70's, so don't feel bad. Rose: Also, this is our final class projec-- Just kidding.