#7307

1212

March 8, 2018, 2:42 p.m.

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//9th period history Ms Pisini: "Don't your parents tell you, 'I appreciate you just the way you are'?" Entire class at once: "NO"

#7308

33

March 8, 2018, 3:13 p.m.

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// Doing an analytic continuation of the trig functions with a less-than-rigorous justification Schwartz: Feels wrong, but it's oh so right.

#7318

1313

March 13, 2018, 3:52 p.m.

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//Kevin Qian has pandas stacked on his head //Rose looks at him with interest and walks over //Favid tries to stack the huge panda on his head but fails Rose: All people are learning. Some people are learning combinatorics. Some people are ... learning.

#7319

66

March 13, 2018, 9:34 p.m.

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//Guang is lecturing in physics team Guang: So you would normally think that we move in two dimensions right, up down left right, north south... Noah: Woah Guang you talk like a physicist Guang: ? Noah: Like you say we can move and stuff Lillian: Are you saying we can't? //Guang proceeds to jump a few feet into the air Nicole: Oh look he's moving

#7331

66

March 16, 2018, 3:51 p.m.

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Klein: My 4 year old daughter told me, "I want to sing a song for your students so that they can learn good!" And I said, "Learn well."

#7334

2525

March 16, 2018, 10:01 p.m.

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Pham: You know why I become teacher? Class: No Pham: It because of a bet! Two thousand dolla bet!

#7338

2222

March 19, 2018, 10:39 a.m.

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Street: Do not cross the street. *pause* Street: He will hurt you.

#7344

2222

March 20, 2018, 7:12 p.m.

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// Hammond has just interrupted Complex by announcing that many students in the class still haven't signed up for Puzzlepalooza Schwartz: (to the class) I'd assign it to you as homework, but then it'd be less likely to get done.

#7373

1313

April 5, 2018, 9:56 a.m.

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Street: ...and I was wandering the streets of New Orleans Student: Did you see Lawrence? Street: Was he in New Orleans? Student: Yeah. Street: Well most of the places I went were for ages 21 and up so ...

#7379

66

April 6, 2018, 1:10 p.m.

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Stein: BUT BUT BUT BUT //Student is walking past the class, hears Stein and pops in Student: I thought he was saying the F-word, I'm sorry. //Student walks away