#5781

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Feb. 4, 2016, 4:08 p.m.

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//Schafer and Stein walk into Optics, announcing that Vishnu is in trouble Schafer: What class is this? Davis: Optics. Schafer: I can see that. Stein (to Vishnu): Look at this form, and look at where you should have signed your name. Now we've learned from optics. Vishnu: Oh. (Signs form)

#5796

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Feb. 8, 2016, 9:47 p.m.

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//Discussing the lack of FTC cake in Complex, Schwartz reminds us of the two rules of his classroom Mr. Schwartz' classroom rules: 1. Don't get me in trouble (don't mess up my room). 2. Don't die in my classroom.

#5806

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Feb. 10, 2016, 10 p.m.

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//In Math Phys, talking about electric fields Schafer: Has anyone here ever made a candle? Mangiafico: [tentatively raises hand] Schafer: You've made a candle? Mangiafico: Like the kind that you dip? Schafer: Yeah. How do you make them? Mangiafico: You... dip them.

#5810

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Feb. 12, 2016, 10:19 a.m.

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Schafer: When you have kids, just think of ways you can mess up their lives.

#5811

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Feb. 12, 2016, 12:32 p.m.

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//Brassel walks into math phys Brassel: Is Mr. Schafer here? Schafer: (dumbfounded) Well, yes? Brassel: I need to talk to Mr. Schafer about something. Schafer: Speaking. Brassel: ...Oh, I mean Mr. Schwartz. //Brassel sits //A few minutes later, Schwartz enters the room Schafer: Brassel was looking for you Schwartz: (nudging Brassel) hey! Schafer: He also thought we were the same person Schwartz: That isn't completely unexpected, we have the same initials, we're both wearing red...I'm not sure if that's more of an insult to you than to me though.

#5813

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Feb. 12, 2016, 11:06 p.m.

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Steven: Grace always thinks everybody is high because she's so short.

#5821

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Feb. 21, 2016, 9:06 p.m.

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//Yoni, Jason, and Szabo are talking about a cubic equation on the white board for robotics //Jason checks his email Jason: KALIN RESPONDED TO AN EMAIL! //The three cheer Anonymous robotics member: What happened? Jason: Kalin responded to an email! //Entire room erupts in joy

#5844

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March 7, 2016, 8:48 p.m.

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//During 1st period, there is a loud fire siren outside Student: OK, I think we're going to be doing the Pham lab today too.

#5848

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March 11, 2016, 1:57 p.m.

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Rose: There are 12 kids and 12 party favors. You may think that every kid would get a party favor. Not this birthday party. Imagine a birthday party run by Stein; who knows what could happen. Some kid might get 3 party favors. Some kid might get 0. But they all get cake.

#5850

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March 12, 2016, 6:39 p.m.

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//Alex Ma is presenting about a study that made stem cells fix human hearts Sloe: Alex, you don't sound very excited about this. You should sound way more excited. Alex: Well, this was in 2013, so I was excited back then. //laughter Sloe: Oh, that was such a good response! Touche, Alex Ma!