#3082

1212

March 14, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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//going over hw in Analysis 1A Rose: Did you do your homework? What did you get for this one? I got 4/5. Student: I got 8/5... Rose: Who's right; me or you? Student: Umm... Rose: Eva, what'd you get? Eva: ...4/5. Rose: Eva has pies. She's right.

#3084

2525

March 15, 2011, 12:17 p.m.

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// Trying to fix a mouse cable that had been slit open (exposing wires and shorting things). David K: Do you think maybe someone slit through this with a Stanley? Scott L: ... David: Actually, it looks more like someone sanded off half of the casing. Scott: Maybe one of the freshmen was teething.

#3111

1212

March 19, 2011, 12:44 p.m.

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Ben: How could you not know what WD-40 is? Raphael: What's WD-40? Ben: It's lube ... not for recreational purposes

#3117

1515

March 21, 2011, 12:15 p.m.

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//During MagGeo, Rose is tracing lines on the board Student: Hey Mr. Rose, that's pretty good. It's almost as good as Mr. Schafer! Rose: That's great. I have finally achieved my life goal of being almost as good as Mr. Schafer.

#3118

1515

March 21, 2011, 3:49 p.m.

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Pham: You need to study naming compounds. You don't want to kill baby when you become doctor, do you? You choose wrong thing, you kill baby.

#3119

1212

March 21, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Neel: They recycled the meat for the buffet. Milo: That's disturbing... Neel: You shouldn't care, you're vegetarian! Milo: Libertarian. Neel: Yeah...

#3134

33

March 23, 2011, 6:49 p.m.

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Stein: (to students in the hallway) Stop hugging! That's how head lice are spread!

#3143

33

March 24, 2011, 10:26 p.m.

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Gibi: It'd be better if I were a cheap stripper.

#3150

1212

March 25, 2011, 8:20 p.m.

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Jason: There was this town, Cummington in Nebraska. And then they found a mineral deposit there. So it's called Cummingtonite!

#3155

66

March 27, 2011, 4:56 p.m.

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//laughing and screaming is heard from the next classroom over Whitacre: Sounds like Ms. Barclay's been tied up and beaten...I may have to go watch. (walks outside and then returns) Nah, she's still free. //noise continues and Whitacre walks out again. overheard from the hallway: Whitacre: What's happening in here? Student: We tryna teach a white boy how to pick up a black girl! //the entire Comp Religion class migrates next door to watch for the remainder of the period. this was the end result: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2Q0_zglsCI