#3032

1111

March 5, 2011, 10:33 a.m.

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Neel: (raving) This is basic multivariable calc! Mythili: That's an oxymoron.

#3037

33

March 6, 2011, 9:19 a.m.

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Shirley (mimicking teacher): You can write a program that draws a picture of a flower, and you can label the stamen, and the stigmata...

#3042

1515

March 7, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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//Discussing proof styles Rose: You can do whatever you want, you can use a two-column proof, affine proof, you can shear your dog's fur so the proof is written on it, whatever.

#3043

2222

March 7, 2011, 6:28 p.m.

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//R&E freshmen Student 1: You know if you use a clamp, hammering that would be a lot easier. Student 2: [frustrated] CLAMPS ARE FOR PUSSIES!

#3046

1212

March 7, 2011, 9:56 p.m.

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//During review activity for Russia: (Question: Name Russia's top two exports.) Swaney: Vodka and orphans?

#3047

1515

March 7, 2011, 10:17 p.m.

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//about how Chris can be somewhat intelligent, contrary to popular belief, especially when building trebuchets Sankar: So Chris is good at building, and he's pretty smart overall. //following the compliment, Chris smiles, then walks straight into a recycle bin Sankar: ...most of the time.

#3056

1313

March 9, 2011, 8:11 p.m.

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Teacher: You know why Euler had so many kids? He lived in St. Petersburg... and St. Petersburg is cold. So what do you do when it's cold? You cuddle!

#3057

1313

March 9, 2011, 9:36 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A is learning to take the derivative of exponentials Rose: Nicole Choi, you're like one of those people who goes into the forest and gathers beetles. Every time you encounter a new beetle, you just pull out your little book of photos and see if it looks kind of like a beetle you've seen before. That's not going to work here. This is a new beetle.

#3061

1111

March 11, 2011, 11:26 a.m.

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Rose: I'm taking all of my stock out of American companies and putting it all into China.

#3068

66

March 11, 2011, 10:04 p.m.

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Minas: It [The crab] was a couple of ounces. About a pound. //Later Minas: There are 16 ounces in a pound. Brendan: 16 is not a couple. Minas: Well, not all of the crab made it.