#2799

33

Jan. 18, 2011, 4:28 p.m.

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Giles: Your seat will remain the same unless we decide to put Ashu in the hallway.

#2803

1515

Jan. 18, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Giles (To Ashu): Alright—here’s the plan. Keep adding 0 to 0 until you get something BIGGER than 0. Then you can talk.

#2810

33

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:01 p.m.

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Giles (when talking about finding the roots of an equation): Here’s the alternative method. Do not think it’s horrible just because it’s associated with Ashu.

#2824

1212

Jan. 19, 2011, 6:07 p.m.

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//While going over homework in Magnet Geo Rose: *Something about triangles* So can I get some vigourous head nods, everyone? Jacob: WHOA! This is a mutant carrot! Class: ..... T.C. (looking intently at Jacob's lunch): That carrot is mutated. Rose: OK, so now that we've had our weirdo moment for this class...

#2831

1212

Jan. 24, 2011, 10:17 a.m.

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Student 1 (browsing through chemistry notes): Where are the joules... Student 2: I sold them. Sorry

#2832

33

Jan. 24, 2011, 10:42 a.m.

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//Ms. O'Connor plays Pandora Sandra: Can you introduce each piece? O'Connor: Yes. This is Kelly O'Connor on WWAP…

#2837

33

Jan. 25, 2011, 3:10 p.m.

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Aarti: It [ammonia] smells terrible! Prange: Could be worse. It could smell like you.

#2839

66

Jan. 25, 2011, 5:17 p.m.

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Pham: Wolstein give piece of paper each week.  Why? It kill tree.

#2840

33

Jan. 25, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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//In English class, Ms. O'Dell asks the class if they've read Shakespeare before. Most of the students raise their hands. Goldburg: You've never read Shakespeare, Scarano? You're a little liar! That's why you don't get a first name.

#2841

66

Jan. 25, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: Last year, a very smart kid, his name is Charlie, got brand new textbook.   Students: Pasternak? Pham: Oh, he famous now.  You know what happened?  Dog ate half of textbook. He buy another textbook from Amazon, because it cost 115 dollars instead of 150 dollars.  You think I'm kidding, I'm not kidding!