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#2592

1111

Nov. 21, 2010, 5:27 p.m.

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O'Connor: Crime and Punishment is like Hamlet trapped in Macbeth. Gibi: So, any book can be expressed as a linear combination of Shakespeare's plays.

#2595

1212

Nov. 23, 2010, 4:46 p.m.

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//going over a test question Pham: This one, even people who braindead should be able to answer without thinking.

#2611

33

Nov. 28, 2010, 10:33 a.m.

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//a student mumbles an obscenity; stelzner (accidentally?) delivers a lesson in irony Stelzner: Hey, watch your mouth! What the hell's wrong with you? Damn it, Eric!

#2612

1515

Nov. 29, 2010, 11:44 a.m.

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Alex Epstein: [Teacher], I don't understand about big stick. What do you mean by that? [Teacher]: Well, if you came into my house at night you would see my BIG STICK!!!!!!!!!

Roosevelt's big stick diplomacy PLUS CENSORSHIP

stick, big

#2617

66

Nov. 30, 2010, 10:44 p.m.

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//before Arne Duncan's visit, while students are taking a test Pham: (wanders out of the classroom and then returns) Whoa, they have people climb up to clean windows! Did you see that? This is ridic-a-lus! (pause) This *is* ridic-a-lus! (pause) I never see anything like this in my life, it become ridic-a-lus!

#2626

33

Dec. 2, 2010, 2:40 p.m.

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Lev: They're not pedophiles, they just know how to admire the young body! ... Lev: No! I'm not planning to be a professional pedophile!

#2630

1111

Dec. 2, 2010, 5:43 p.m.

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Schafer: (turns on noise maker to a high frequency) Patrick S: That sounds like a girl's voice. Michael K: That's funny because that sounds like you! Schafer: Michael, go sit at the back table. Your comment is appreciated but still inappropriate.

#2646

1111

Dec. 7, 2010, 8:58 p.m.

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Stein: I told my wife that I'm going to celebrate Christmas because I want a new iPod.

#2647

33

Dec. 8, 2010, 7:53 a.m.

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//talking about John Edwards Swaney: If that sunuvabitch had won the primary and then his whole affair had come out... I wouldve killed him. Oops. Can't even say that here.

#2650

33

Dec. 8, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Whitacre: At least I get a tan before I die.

Columbus's crew was made up of prisoners who probably would have been put to death if they hadn't gone with him

tan, whitacre, columbus, die