#2540

66

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:35 p.m.

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//Rose gets haircut Jack: But Mr. Rose! Now Mitchell has nothing to make fun of. Rose: Mitchell crossed the line from making fun of me to trying to be cool like me about 3 weeks ago.

#2543

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:40 p.m.

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Rose: I have a rule that all your work has to be nice and organized and you can't just add crap up...This is known as the Loomis Rule.

#2544

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:43 p.m.

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Rose: Three questions you should never ask: One, "when's the baby due?" Two, "how old are you?" -- to a woman. Three, "have you graded the tests?"

#2549

66

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:53 p.m.

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//On first day of school, Mitchell walks into wall Jack: We have the first casualty of the year.

#2554

1212

Nov. 16, 2010, 4:42 p.m.

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//discussing Lagrange Multipliers, etc Teacher: All your lambda are belong to us.

#2556

1212

Nov. 16, 2010, 9:36 p.m.

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//Two girls are throwing erasers back and forth at each other across the room when Rose isn't looking //Rose turns around Rose: Okay, I don't know what's wrong with this class, you guys are just so immature, or whatever. *looks at girl throwing eraser* People that are giggling, if you guys just need to go out in the hall and like, make out or something, and come back...I don't know. Just, like, you guys are so giggly... //class becomes even more giggly

#2571

33

Nov. 18, 2010, 11:06 a.m.

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Marcus: Hey look what I found! *pulls out Daniel Barg's journal* Marcus: I even accidently steal stuff!

#2575

66

Nov. 18, 2010, 10:32 p.m.

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Pham: Emily, you go out, get your nail done? Emily: No way, I do it myself! It's much cheaper! I can buy several bottles of nail polish for the cost of one manicure. Pham: And then you get to sniff it. Emily: Oh yeah, that's the best part. Pham: Oh, it time to call your mom. Emily: She sniffs it with me!

#2577

33

Nov. 19, 2010, 12:10 p.m.

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//When discussing how to connect pieces of wood in R&E Student: So nails and screws are good. That's great, because I'm good at doing both!

#2580

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Nov. 19, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Anderson: You put a mouse in a maze, and you watch it. Maybe it gets the cheese, and maybe it doesn't. Maybe it gets killed in the mousetrap, and maybe it doesn't. Maybe it turns into a homicidal rapist, and maybe it doesn't.