#2313

1313

Oct. 7, 2010, 6:12 p.m.

⚐ Report

//in Robotics Club Instructor: Okay, today we are going to strip wires. Always be sure to use the right stripper. We have several types of strippers. The ones we have at Blair are mostly Chinese strippers, but we also have the standard type. The Chinese strippers are usually more durable and we use them more often. The standard ones are less preferable, but you may find them better. //class giggles loudly

#2318

33

Oct. 7, 2010, 8:45 p.m.

⚐ Report

Ms. Roberts: Maybe if you weren't wearing those STRIPPER boots, you could march correctly! //Ms. Roberts has a lot to say about strippers. (Although not as much as Robotics (see #2313).

#2323

66

Oct. 8, 2010, 7:50 a.m.

⚐ Report

//teaching logic Rose: From 11:38 today to 10:47 tomorrow no saying the word "and," from 11:38 tomorrow to 10:17 Friday, no saying the word "or." Student: Why the break? Rose: I need "and" and "or" to teach class!!! //Geometry is from 10:47 to 11:38

#2332

1212

Oct. 8, 2010, 5:56 p.m.

⚐ Report

Mrs. Smrek: So the amygdala controls aggression and fear. What? Brendan: Would amputating the amygdala- Smrek: NO! What is it with you and amputating?

#2334

66

Oct. 9, 2010, 11:40 a.m.

⚐ Report

Stein: Any other questions before I get to normal probability plots? // A truck blows its horn outside for a few seconds Stein: Somebody doesn't like normal probability plots.

#2336

66

Oct. 9, 2010, 7:03 p.m.

⚐ Report

Stein: I did see a lot of this on the homework and sometimes I see it on knowledge celebrations. [Students] do things like this: 'The median of this one is 17 and the median of this is 18. Q1 of this one is 14 and Q3 of this one is 12. The interquartile range of this one is 8 and the interquartile range of this one is 7. The fourth quartile da da da da da da da...' and I think of it as statistical diarrhea. That's a nice mental image, right?

#2339

33

Oct. 11, 2010, 5:58 a.m.

⚐ Report

Student: I'm out of space. Rose: You should have used landscape. Other student: Yeah, it's so much better. Student: HEY, stop sucking up to the man!

#2351

1515

Oct. 12, 2010, 11:39 p.m.

⚐ Report

Gibi: Oh gods, I don't want to hear my father sing. Theresa: Do his hips not lie? Gibi: I've never talked to them. Do you regularly speak with your father's hips? Theresa: ...that's the weirdest question I've ever been asked.

#2353

1111

Oct. 13, 2010, 2:42 p.m.

⚐ Report

//A student walks in to Ms. Smrek's psychology class Student: Hey Ms. Smrek. Smrek: ...did you come in here just to say that? Student: Yup. Smrek: ...go back to class. Student: But I have Mr. Whitacre!! Smrek: HA! Too bad, go back to his class. Student (while walking out): You know, we were talking about how you and Mr. Whitacre should get married. You could have angry babies!

#2355

66

Oct. 13, 2010, 10:11 p.m.

⚐ Report

Pham: No one allow leave room! //later, as Pham is letting a student leave... Piper (to Pham): You said no one's allowed to leave, and that's like the sixth person who you let go!