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Oct. 3, 2010, 6:21 p.m.

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// Ms. Gross looks out the window and sees another student through the window of another part of the building Gross: How ya doin'? How ya doin'? *to student in the window* Gross: His face is bothering me. // students laugh Gross: Go to class! // shuts the blinds abruptly

#2268

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Oct. 4, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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//on the bus playing liars Connie: I have a six. Anybody else have a six? Avikar: No but I have a nine. Mufasa: Was that a subtle pick up line?

#2270

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Oct. 4, 2010, 7:42 p.m.

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//After a discussion about regicide and the 'cide' root Whitacre: It's like an English class; we can't have that! //In an undertone Whitacre: That's a step below a math class. //Whit is not a great fan of math

#2272

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Oct. 4, 2010, 7:44 p.m.

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Whitacre: How can you stall on an open note test?

#2284

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:50 a.m.

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Schafer: This will probably be in an easy question on the test. Student: By easy do you mean easy or hard? Schafer: YES.

#2293

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Oct. 5, 2010, 10:13 p.m.

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Math Teacher: Theorem: the symmedian bisects the antiparallel of the inscriptible quadrilateral. Alex C-G: Holy crap! That blows my mind! C.J.: My mind would be blown if I knew what the HELL was going on...

#2296

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Oct. 6, 2010, 4:58 p.m.

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Brendan: So if you amputated the brainstem, would that cure fear? Mrs. Smrek: Yes, but it would also mean your heart stops and you die. //Later Brendan: What if you cut off the brainstem but left the medula there, would that get rid of phobias?

#2301

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:53 p.m.

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//regarding Vanilla Sky Stelzner: I really want to show this movie, but there's a lot of boob. Too much boob. I can't, sorry.

#2304

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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Emily: (melodramatically) Nobody wants to be my lab partner! Pham: Emily, I will be your lab partner. I knocking on your head all the time. And then you wish Minas was your partner.

#2311

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Oct. 7, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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// proving some USAMO problem Jason: AHHH Mufasa: INFINITE DESCENT!!! Jason: INFINITE DESCENT!!! Mufasa: INFINITE DESCENT!!!