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Oct. 7, 2009, 4:17 p.m.

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Stein: Why are you hugging a water bottle? Andrew RS: It's a milk jug, actually. Stein: Why are you hugging it? Andrew RS: Uh, I dunno...

#598

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Oct. 7, 2009, 6:39 p.m.

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//on reducing grants-in-aid Ms. Thurman: Thus the states had to use some methods that were considered by many to be unethical and immoral to raise money. Student: Prostitution!

#599

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Oct. 8, 2009, 1:41 p.m.

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//the day after Mr. Pham wore a SpongeBob t-shirt Joseph: Where's your shirt? Mr. Pham: I only have one shirt. I need to wash it! Li: That's not true. Ozzie: You only have one t-shirt? Mr. Pham: No, I have lots of other t-shirts. Ozzie: I mean, funny ones. Mr. Pham: Yeah, but most of them I can't wear in school!

#600

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Oct. 8, 2009, 7:15 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose is explaining Hotel Infinity Mr. Rose: So you cannot have 1 more spoon or 1 more fork when catering, okay? Wait, wait, wait-- no, bad example. Okay, you must have THE EXACT SAME NUMBER of forks and knives or you'll get fired. Student: *confused* Wait, what happened to the spoons? Mr. Rose: FORGET THE SPOONS!

#604

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: Lemme just say this about homecoming. I wanna share my experience… it’s a horrible experience.

#609

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: My grandmother’s next door, but I don’t want to wake her up because she’s crazy. Not like *makes nonsensical noises*. She has a gun, and if she hears a noise, she shoots!

#610

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: People tell me they’ve been up all night for several nights, having nightmares about Crime and Punishment.

#619

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: Don’t lose your book. We charge $35.77, but last I checked, they cost $77.

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Michael: I find it strange that you’re not Jewish. Schafer: Why? Michael: Because you’re like white, and like nerdy. Schafer: To be clear, Michael Cohen just called me nerdy. But he means that in a loving way, right?

#627

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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//during a test, a student asks what “axis mundi” is Whitacre: How can I make this a teachable moment? *thinks* You waste paper! This is made out of good living TREES!