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Nov. 6, 2020, 10:19 a.m.

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Rose: the weak link of this plan is that I have to actually grade things. //later Bracklinn: waiting for Rose grades is like waiting for the Nevada vote count.

#9014

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Feb. 19, 2021, 9:07 a.m.

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//Ento Duval (to her daughter, Alice): What do we call ketchup in this house? Alice: The blood of innocent tomatoes. Duval: That's right, and it goes well with everything.

#10805

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Sept. 13, 2022, 7:46 a.m.

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Bramble: I hate it when Friday the 13th falls on a Tuesday.

#11868

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May 19, 2023, 1:24 p.m.

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// ADSA Period 8: Sahu: If I were to drone strike your house, it wouldn't matter if I had your address physically, or on the notes app on my phone, or written on my forehead.

#12349

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Oct. 18, 2023, 7:34 p.m.

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//before UMD Maths Competition Ostrander: The more students make dumb mistakes such that I get to correct them, the happier I am. //later Ostrander: I'm perplexed. Schafer: Hi, perplexed. I'm Mr Schafer! //Half the students present erupt into thunderous applause Ostrander: You all have clearly never been entertained in your lives if you clapped for that.

#5937

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May 16, 2016, 5:49 p.m.

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///Magnet Clay pd9. Reading Romeo and Juliet. Juliet had just said "For in a minute there are many days" Clay: How romantic! *goes on to explain that each minute feels like days for her* Tyler: That's a mathematical error! *Class goes into hysterics* Clay: I'm done with this.

#6058

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Oct. 14, 2016, 1:57 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 class is being loud Rose: You guys need to chill, this is a class of like sixteen people, and I'm constantly screaming. I think I have a new catchphrase, "Shut up, Anson." // Later, Rose is erasing something from the whiteboard Ryan: You missed a spot Rose: Shut up, Anson. // Later, JoDey's table is being loud Anson: Shut up, Anson!

#6229

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Feb. 1, 2017, 10:39 p.m.

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//Pd.1 Functions Schwartz: It's okay to get a B! B doesn't mean bad, C is average. //Next day in Chemistry Pham: B isn't bad. B is DISASTER!

#7784

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Dec. 4, 2018, 10:38 p.m.

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//Logic, proving that the rationals are countable //About 25% of the class is asleep Rose: All asleep people wake up!! Rose: Wait, actually sleep for 30 more seconds because I have to draw this annoying chart on the board

#8187

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May 24, 2019, 4:25 p.m.

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//Last day for seniors, 3:26 PM Jonathan: I forgot my school password, so I can't log in to canvas. Schwartz: How!? It's only been 6 minutes!!