#13472

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Sept. 30, 2024, 9:27 a.m.

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Lodal during ESS: Magnet students are like blood clots in the arteries of the school.

#4065

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March 24, 2012, 11:27 a.m.

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//Telling a joke in 1st period Bio to Hannah He Radina: How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Hannah He: What? Radina: OK, just go with it. Let me give you a hint. You take the "a" out of safe and the "f" out of way. Hannah He: What? ...Seway...that doesn't mean anything, right? Wait...what? Adrianne: ...I've never seen this joke end up so badly...

#5491

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May 15, 2015, 9:03 p.m.

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//In room 215, during lunch Non-magnet girl: S**t! //A loud clanging noise Girl: F**k! //Bends down and emerges with her water bottle Schafer: That was a lot of cursing for such a little thing like gravity. I mean, gravity is the weakest of the fundamental forces! If something happened with the strong force, then I'd understand. Girl: This is how I know I'm in a magnet classroom...

#6402

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April 27, 2017, 7:08 p.m.

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// Introducing graph theory in discrete Rose: In here, edges mean friendship. // Later, discussing multiple edges between the same nodes Rose: Guang, should I give the PG-13 or PG explanation? Guang: Uh... Rose: Or the R explanation? // Starts explaining Rose: *draws two nodes and an edge* So these people, at work, have a collegial relationship. *draws another edge* But behind closed doors, on the weekends, they might also have a secret sexual relationship. // Class starts laughing Rose: *drawing a loop* You can also be friends with yourself.

#6729

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Oct. 6, 2017, 9:40 p.m.

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//Schafer is trying to draw Tonka while Hammond laughs at him Class: Is that... a cat? Hammond: Why don't you just give up and turn it into an elephant instead? Schafer: With all the love in my heart, I HATE YOU.

#7061

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Dec. 19, 2017, 9:35 a.m.

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//AOA pd 3 Wright: We're going to have a cumulative assessment on the 20th. //writes 22 on the board Wright: The quarter ends on the 26th. //writes 25 on the board Wright: We will review for the assessment on the 28th. //writes 18 on the board Wright: And we will have a program due on the 18th. //writes 16 on the board

#7512

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May 29, 2018, 6:34 p.m.

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Schafer: So this comedian, Jay, walked around in the street and asked people questions. He told them to name a physics equation. About 80-90% said E=mc^2. Maybe 10% said F=ma. Then there were a few Steven Qu’s who said: “Well, Dirac’s equation is...”

#8454

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Jan. 9, 2020, 4:10 p.m.

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Rose: [after class; lecturing some student about sleeping in class] Other student: The way to stay awake is to count how many times Mr. Rose says "set". In the last 23 minutes of class, he said "set" 104 times.

#8611

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Sept. 10, 2020, 1:11 p.m.

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Stein: "Let's throw in the Jews here, uh, let's throw in the Jewish people."

#8669

3232

Oct. 16, 2020, 2:44 p.m.

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// end of class, not everyone has left yet Lodal, to his cat: Want some coffee?