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March 23, 2011, 7:15 p.m.

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Student: Can I take a test in here? Schafer: In the back. //later Schafer: So what question are you on? Student: Um, 17? Schafer: I believe the answer is true. Student: The integral of-- Schafer: DEFINITELY TRUE.

#3159

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March 28, 2011, 3:10 p.m.

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Kaluta: If someone of the appropriate sex at Wallops wants to join your room, you should let them join you. Evan: By 'appropriate' do you mean 'opposite'?

#3167

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March 29, 2011, 11:43 a.m.

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Neel: So if vegetarians eat vegetables, libertarians eat liberty? Thomas McHale: And humanitarians eat humans!

#3440

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June 2, 2011, 7:42 p.m.

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Jake R: Friday night I am going to a...I was going to say party, but only popular people have parties. What I'm going to is more like a gathering of nerds.

#3445

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June 4, 2011, 2:55 p.m.

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Anderson: Oh yes! "Let us go and smoke some meth! / And with his former title greet Macbeth!"

#3601

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Sept. 25, 2011, 9:16 a.m.

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//Stein walks into Computation Methods, where it says Bisection Method on the board Stein: What are you going to be bisecting? Pham: One of the kids.

#3653

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Oct. 7, 2011, 9:43 p.m.

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//Rose asks Hannah a math question, and she grumbles Rose: Wait, so is that a yes or a no?? Hannah: Well, I was going to say yes, but then I became unsure... Rose: See, that's like, double bad, cause you're just letting other people around you sway you. I'm gonna send drug dealers to your house... cuz, you know, they can just get you to do anything...

#3657

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Oct. 10, 2011, 10:33 p.m.

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//Anal 1b, Stein puts an integral on the board Schafer: I'm pretty sure you can do that without multiplying through Stein: Really? I don't think so Schafer: Yeah, the answer starts with Wolfram and ends in Alpha

#3670

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Oct. 13, 2011, 8:10 a.m.

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//While teaching us to solve a system of equations in Java: Pham: So here we have one matrix. Then we use magic, now we have matrix with lots of zeroes! //later Pham: So guy, can we do this way? Viju: Yeah, sure. Pham: Ok. Viju: Whatever floats your boat, Mr. Pham Pham: No. //later still Pham: Here we have the pitfall of this method. Remember nobody perfect. *pause* Except Mr. Pham.

#3737

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Nov. 2, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

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//A taste of college physics Professor (speaks and writes on board): Reality is 3-D. //Professor pauses and writes "at least" before "3D" Professor: That gives you a loophole big enough to drive a string theorist through.