#2453

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Oct. 29, 2010, 9:04 p.m.

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//Whitacre is putting on Iron Man 2 Danderson: So is it legit this time? Whitacre: Well, you'll notice there's no shakiness, no background voices, and no Russian subtitles. Danderson: It could just be a better rip. Whitacre: Fine.  Look at the DVD. Danderson: Good label maker? //Whitacre pulls out DVD case and motions to smack

#2599

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Nov. 23, 2010, 9:18 p.m.

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Student: I sat there looking at my paper for three hours, then flipped over the table then kicked a chair and then I understood it. Rose: We learn from this that violence against furniture leads to intuition.

#2653

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Dec. 9, 2010, 2:40 p.m.

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//Lev is wearing a brown woolen vest Pham: Which old man you beat up to get that? Lev: What?! OUCH! This is my dad's. Pham: Exactly, it look like old man's!

#2666

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Dec. 13, 2010, 8:09 p.m.

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//After playing basketball in the snow Mufasa: Damn, I think I'm getting a fever. Chen: Wimp! Mufasa: It's okay, I have antiviruses. //pulls out a bag of oranges

#2786

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Jan. 14, 2011, 8:20 p.m.

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Student: Damn! You just ruined my mood. Whitacre: By ruining your mood, I improved mine. Moods cannot be created or destroyed.

#2849

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Jan. 31, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Pham: Project start February 29! Class: But there is no February 29th. Pham: We make it up February 29. Class: But there is no February 29th! Pham: Boy, you guys really smart, huh. (pause) You know that sarcastic, right?

#2881

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Feb. 7, 2011, 6:18 p.m.

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Pham: Is water safe? Class: Uh...yes. Pham: What? No! Class: ... Pham: Why water not safe? Michelle: I don't know... Pham: Easy! I take you to the middle of the ocean and drop you in!

#2884

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Feb. 7, 2011, 9:21 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer mentioned that he needs to get a haircut soon Theresa: Oh, Mr. Schafer, can I cut your hair? Schafer: Well you probably can, but you don't have my permission. Theresa: I cut my own hair! Schafer: I know. It shows.

#2899

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Feb. 9, 2011, 7:05 p.m.

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Richard: My schedule form is messy. Counselor: Would you like another one? Richard: YEA BOII--I mean, yes ma'am.

#2988

1616

Feb. 24, 2011, 6:20 p.m.

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//people are taking the comp sci quiz, and a student is turning in the quiz Piper: Did you do the back? //everyone flips the paper over immediately Piper: (laughs)