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⚐ ReportLodal: You're not supposed to have fun in class? Lodal: Who lied to you? That's terrible. No wonder you hate school.
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⚐ ReportLodal: Let's talk about those things you could do that you shouldn't do. Lodal: One: math homework. That's, like, number one not okay.
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⚐ ReportMr. Rose: "So there's this proof that takes ten minutes if you're going really fast and twenty minutes if you're going slowly" <glances at the clock; there are five minutes left in class Mr. Rose: "and which we're gonna skip."
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⚐ ReportDavid: *drinks from the school water fountain* David: it's a very acidic taste, it's actually very good David: like lemonade mixed with battery acid... and lead
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⚐ ReportSimoni: Natanel gives me old lady vibes Natanel: ... Natanel: I'll choose to take that as a compliment
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⚐ Report//chaotic lodal anthology, november 2 "I want those dopamine hits where I teach you something you didn't know before." "I wish I had, like, another 15 hours a day to do all the things I want to do in my life." "I'm not intentionally snubbing you because I don't like you. None of you fall under that category. It is possible to fall under that category -- it's just rare. You would have to be a particularly ... annoying ... teenager for that." "I got you your onion reference, for those of you who have been waiting for that for years." "Think of a rubber ball, but a rubber ball that's denser than steel." "I could not tell whether he was saying 'matrices' or 'mattresses', but I really liked his class."
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⚐ Report// in ESS, playing cli tetris Stephen: One of my mom's tips is to prioritize survival over all else. Ace, Matthew: ...
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⚐ Report// More polling Gabaree: The thing about internet polls is that you are kind of selecting who is taking it. Gabaree: I guess if you use facebook, you'll find a lot of old people. // Later Gabaree: Internet polls are more accurate. Gabaree: We know people are more honest on the internet because of the stuff they say on it.
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⚐ Report// Anal 1 exam last minute cram session, student decides to ask about integrals and curves despite not being on the exam Student: Mr. Schwartz, how would you find the area... Schwartz: NOPE. I have NO CLUE what you're talking about. Student: -under the curve... Schwartz: That's silly! Student: What about the asymptotes... Schwartz: *We're not there yet.* Shhhhhhhh!
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⚐ Report// Talking about nucleic acids and how to remember them Duval: Schwartz just walked in and said "GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Purines."