#7048

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Dec. 15, 2017, 1:02 p.m.

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Schafer: You can't fall any more than the ball in front of you in free fall. Fall fall fall! Arthur: It's winter. Schafer: Well actually it's not officially winter until next week. So... FALL FALL FALL!!!

#7112

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Jan. 14, 2018, 10:41 p.m.

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//Student is doing Spanish HW, Rose looks over her shoulder Rose: What Spanish are you in? 1? 2? Student: 4 Rose: Woah, shouldn't you be done learning "gustar" by now?

#7150

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Jan. 25, 2018, 2:10 a.m.

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Group of students standing in class Mr.Charles: Hey guys I would appreciate it if we didn't use marijuana scented deodorant, thank you.

#7167

88

Jan. 31, 2018, 10:13 a.m.

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//Student walks in late with a pass and a cup of coffee Whitacre: Which came first, the pass or the coffee?

#7179

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Feb. 1, 2018, 5:34 p.m.

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Pham: Once they tell me street food make you disease. But I don't care! I just eat it!

#7204

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Feb. 6, 2018, 5:57 p.m.

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Pham: If I staying up until 4, am I studying? No! If I staying up until 4, I playing game!

#7232

88

Feb. 15, 2018, 11:31 a.m.

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Pham: What happens when you touch the metal. Class: You die. Pham: No you no die. 32 people here. You need to know CPR to be in the B Block.

#7262

88

Feb. 23, 2018, 2:26 p.m.

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//Teacher comes in and hands around a sign-up sheet to go on a trip to Peru. No one signs up. Stein: Seriously, no one signed up to go to Peru! Teacher: It's ok, not a lot of Magnets usually sign up. Stein: My niece married this guy from Peru. Class: Aww Stein: They got divorced.

#7327

88

March 15, 2018, 2:22 p.m.

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Student: Why do you have a "book face" sticker on your laptop? Mr. Gonzalez: It's a facebook sticker that I.. rearranged

#7374

88

April 5, 2018, 10:06 a.m.

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//SRP Pd 4 //writing qualifications sections Tyler: How am I qualified? Connor: Good at manual labor. Tyler: Can get coffee exceptionally well.