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June 1, 2017, 2:39 p.m.

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Student: If fish eyes taste good, human eyes must taste good.

#6519

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June 13, 2017, 9:58 a.m.

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Pham: I can put in for you in-house field trip Pham: You don't know how much power I have

#6568

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Sept. 8, 2017, 4:45 p.m.

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Schwartz: Usually when there's a steam sale, I put a list of the games I play on edline

#6681

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Sept. 28, 2017, 8:41 p.m.

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//when Schafer's room had a stream of "poopwater" flowing from the ceiling Student 1: Where's the nearest water fountain? Student 2: Across the hall in Schafer's room.

#6720

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Oct. 5, 2017, 11:30 a.m.

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//in orchestra Mrs. Roberts: Where is your shoulder rest? Student 1: At home Mrs. Roberts: Well what's it doing there? Joey: Resting

#6752

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Oct. 11, 2017, 4:12 p.m.

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//Steven is drawing on the board when the marker dries out. //Steven throws the marker across 312 towards the box of dead markers. Steven: I feel like a math teacher now.

#6808

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Oct. 19, 2017, 3:07 p.m.

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//T O O  M U C H   M A T H   L A T E R and a fraction that spans the entire whiteboard Schwartz: So this determines whether or not the matrix is invertible Schwartz: Let's call it... Anson: The determinator! Schwartz: Okay! *few statements later* So now we have defined what a determinant is Anson: No we defined a determinator.

#6867

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Oct. 30, 2017, 10:40 a.m.

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// AP World PD. 3, learning about Hinduism and Moksha Claudia: What is this word? Moshka, Mochka? Whitacre: Why do you have a Starbucks pronunciation of everything?!

#6953

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Nov. 19, 2017, 8:13 p.m.

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Street: If you can't curse properly, then you can't do anything properly.

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Dec. 12, 2017, 6:55 p.m.

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Clay: As you can see, I wrote this model essay. It's flawless. A sentence from aforementioned essay: Her hope his agonized eyes would never again plead with me.