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March 17, 2015, 11:29 p.m.

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//Calling roll for Chemistry at the beginning of the semester. Pham: Benjamin? Ben N.: I prefer to be called Ben. //Later Pham: Benjamin? Ben M: I also prefer to be called Ben. Pham: No! You Benjamin, he Ben.

#5444

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April 1, 2015, 4:54 p.m.

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//Alex Melinchok is holding a Chick-fil-A milkshake in Pd. 7 Quantum, and Schafer noticed Melinchok: "It's pretty good! It isn't as good as the one from Potbelly though. 'Cause Chick-fil-A doesn't really like gay people, that's probably why it doesn't taste as good. You get what I mean, Mr. Schafer?" (Schafer stares at Melinchok for a while, and then looks down at a textbook) Schafer: "...Chapter 27 question number 17, In Rutherford's planetary model of the atom..."

#5531

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Sept. 9, 2015, 9:55 p.m.

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//Magnet Precalc Period 8, Talking about factoring methods Giles: Doing slide and divide is like trying to eat a rock. It's not food!

#5534

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Sept. 15, 2015, 6:42 p.m.

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// Taking role; Street has not learned anyone's names yet Aerin: Yeah my name is spelled "A-E-R-I-N" Street: Oh really? That was my first wife's name. My ex ...

#5535

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Sept. 15, 2015, 8:02 p.m.

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//Right after a mini-quiz in Precalc Mr.Giles : If any of you got the same answers as the person next to you, you... are not going to get a good grade. //The entire classroom sighs in relief

#5590

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Oct. 20, 2015, 6:53 p.m.

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Pham: This the part you not doing so well. I need to fix it. I mean, I need to fix you.

#5636

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Nov. 11, 2015, 7:05 p.m.

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Jeremy: It's easy to prove that the Police will never catch the Pirate. Just have Daniel Zhu play as the Police, and if he can't beat you within 5 moves, then it's impossible to win as the Police.

#5645

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Nov. 17, 2015, 4:47 p.m.

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//R&E class building indirect measurement devices Street: So what are you guys doing? Student: Making crosshairs. Street: Out of a rubber band? What are you, homeless?

#5653

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Nov. 20, 2015, 3:49 p.m.

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//Taking a mini-quiz in R&E. Naveen raises his hand, and Mr. Street walks over to him. Naveen: What's a 'transit'? Street: Good question. (walks away)

#5667

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Nov. 28, 2015, 1:25 p.m.

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// Mr. Mogge has strange thing on his thumb Student: What happened to your hand? Mogge: It's my thumb condom. Mogge: Nobody knows where it's been. Mogge: But oh, it's been places.