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May 6, 2014, 10:33 p.m.

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Hammond: Seriously, guys, you need to buy shirts. Less than half of the people who said they would buy shirts bought shirts Student: If you don't sell enough will the prizes be small? Hammond: No. They'll still be huge. We'll just buy huge stacks of newspapers.

#4929

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May 10, 2014, 7:02 p.m.

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//Block B Chemistry Pham: We go over test, take a test, do ice cream lab. //Pham calls Street in to lecture the class //After Street leaves Pham: We don't have enough time, we just do ice cream lab.

#5184

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Sept. 15, 2014, 10:50 p.m.

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Mr. Klein: If I were a bee I would sting Vishnu.

#5213

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Oct. 8, 2014, 6:43 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: So what do you do when it doesn't factor? //silence Mr. Rose: You cry. And then you do the quadratic formula.

#5223

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Oct. 16, 2014, 10:14 a.m.

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// Flower dissection lab Norton: Who's allergic to flowers? Student: Um, I am. Norton: You should snort this pollen.

#5246

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Nov. 10, 2014, 1:24 p.m.

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Garret: Where's my worksheet? Elia: Oh, I turned it in for you. And wrote your name on it for you. Norton (immediately): Who is Gurt Kern?

#5298

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Dec. 9, 2014, 10:43 a.m.

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//Student enters late into Comp Religion and hands Whitacre a pass Whitacre: Why are you late? Student: I was sleeping... Whitacre: Then why did you wake up?? You should've just kept on sleeping. It's your body's way of telling you something. It's like, I tried today, I couldn't do it...I'll try again in 24 hours!

#5324

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Dec. 17, 2014, 10:05 a.m.

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//After finishing movie about British archeologist running away from French police in Comp Religion Ben Hollad: I wish the French guy won! Whitacre: Don't ever say that in here! Never use the word "French" and any derivation of the word "win" in the same sentence. They just don't go together...like 2 magnets with the same pole. Bzzzt bzzzt, no it just doesn't work.

#5364

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Jan. 23, 2015, 8:42 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, talking about when the limit does not exist Rose: So even though "DNE" is the formal answer, you should put infinity or negative infinity, because it gives more information. It's like when you know that you left your sandwich in the glove compartment, but you tell someone that you left in on the glove compartment or the trunk. It's just not helpful.

#5414

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March 12, 2015, 10:57 p.m.

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//PARCC assessment season //The late bell rings for Pd. 5, and Sra. Cuadrado struts into the room, smiling almost deliriously Sra. Cuadrado: "Why HELLO my dear period 5, we meet again! It's been so LONG since I've seen you!" Various students: "...Sí, Sra. Cuadrado" Sra. Cuadrado: (laughs) "Ok, enough of that. I've been seeing you far too much recently."