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Sept. 23, 2009, 1:36 a.m.

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Piper: He's 37. How old are you? He could be your father! I could be teaching my children's children. That's a scary thought. Magnet students having children? That's another scary thought.

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Sept. 25, 2009, 10:17 a.m.

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Shirley: What are those things? Hammond: They're big, they make strange noises, they do something with electricity, and I'm afraid they're giving me cancer.

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:15 p.m.

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Hinkle: You look at the deer and you're like, "hmm, that's a yummy-lookin' deer. I'm gonna get me a venison dinner." Or "hmm, that's a good-lookin' rabbit." Or squirrel. [...] Squirrels? Questionable. But I'd eat deer any day.

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Whitacre: When you go to college, what you really need to bring is this. *holds up a paper clip* So you can attach money to your work.

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:15 a.m.

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Schafer: If you want to look stupid, as many of you choose to do on a daily basis-- //Shirley puts on Mr. Hammond's bubble crown (hat)

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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//Hammond buzzes at It's Ac practice and turns towards Schafer Schafer: How do you not know this? Hammond: I buzzed for you. How do you now know this? //time runs out and nobody answers

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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//Hammond puts on his hat and coat to leave Jacob: Nice outfit, Mr. Hammond! Stein: We thought it looked like Indiana Jones. Schafer: I thought it looked like a stalker.

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Oct. 22, 2009, 5:22 p.m.

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//while Mr. Kaluta was out with H1N1, some students wanted to film a commercial in the parking lot RD sub: If I see an ambulance coming for you, I am going to pull down your pants and spank you, naked.

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Oct. 22, 2009, 6:55 p.m.

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Cuadrado: *dancing the flamenco with another spanish teacher* If you take a video of this, I WILL SUE YOU.

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Nov. 9, 2009, 1:21 p.m.

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//Rose tries to use the 318 door Piper: You know that you can't use that door, right? It had all the paper and boxes and stuff. Rose: Yeah, but I figured I'm an adult, so I can just break it down!