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May 21, 2009, 9:38 p.m.

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Demma: Yeah, I totally introduce myself like "Hi, my name is Charlie and my brain is really wrinkled." You know why I use that line? 'Cause it weeds out anyone who is even a little bit normal.

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May 22, 2009, 12:29 a.m.

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[Mr. Schafer wants to read Amir's story to the class] Amir: [stalling] "But, uh, the handwriting's kinda bad..." Mr. Schafer: "Trust me. I'm a professional. Gimme the paper."

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May 31, 2009, 2 p.m.

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Rose: The parabola, my favorite conic! No, wait... I can't choose between my children.

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May 31, 2009, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: You see its like a donut cut in half but not the way you expect. Like cut sideways. Amir: Do you mean a bagel?

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June 2, 2009, 8:36 a.m.

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// At robotics election results Fish: "And the winner of the vice presidential election, between (sic) Aaron Tucker, Aaron Burger, Ori Perl, and Matt Bernstein is... Tucker!" Ori and Burger high five each other, point at Tucker Ori and Burger, in unison: "Sucks for you!"

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June 7, 2009, 2:01 p.m.

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//Nicole mentions that you shouldn't be late to class or else you might LC Pham: When you worry about LC, you sound like a nerd.

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June 12, 2009, 9:06 a.m.

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//during final exams Mr. Hammond: Let me write you a pass. They're being militant.

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June 21, 2009, 12:29 a.m.

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Mr. Kaluta: I would never lie to you..except for fun.

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:49 p.m.

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Swaney: Russians love defenestration.

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Sept. 10, 2009, 9:46 p.m.

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Swaney: I still associate marimba music with coups d'état.